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		<title>This one&#8217;s a little short, you know how blogging affects me.  In the bowel area.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/319</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So since tomorrow is the first day of classes, and kids tend to par-tay on those days, Matt and I decided to mix up a few cocktails and have a sad little par-tay of our own. Hilarity ensued.  After having two drinks, eating a whole box of Lean Cuisine pizza rolls, a corn dog, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zoo vs. Place of Worship</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/316</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So although I feel as if I&#8217;ve been farting silk organza for the past six months planning this wedding (not complaining), I&#8217;ve really gotten down to it lately.  I&#8217;m talking about calling/emailing vendors, and anyone who knows me personally knows how much I hate communication.  After all, my -1 year anniversary is coming up (August [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter To Zephyr</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/313</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Secks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So my dear friend Zephyr is usually a counselor at Girl Scout Camp right about this time of year, but decided to take this summer off to explore herself.  To join the Peace Corps. To write a cookbook.  Catch up on school and take a few classes at MTSU.  To avoid cleaning my house, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pamela for Grilling</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/312</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I noticed that my previous blog, the Bonnaroo Blog, received a lot of negative feedback.  If any of you old school Monday Bears recall the Great Obesity Fiasco, as it will hereon out be formally named, I am obligated to make fun of any gramatical or logical mistakes in aforementioned Bag of Dicks posts.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bonnaroo Blog Parts One Through One,</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/310</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Dance]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[or Hey, Are You Going to Wizzie Man?
or Hey.  Give Me Some Fucking Weed.
or Hey.  Give Me Some Fucking Crepes.

So, Bonnaroo was last weekend.  Nobody died this year.  Only 71 people were arrested, although everyone there should have been.  Headlining were Metallica, Pearl Jam, Kanye West, and MIA.  We didn&#8217;t see any of them.
Thursday morning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>But if you&#8217;re here&#8230; then that means&#8230; Oh boy&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/306</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 06:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So Alley Jo learned, and ultimately overused, a new phrase:  Bag of dicks.  For about two weeks, everything was a bag of dicks.
&#8220;That guido is a bag of dicks.&#8221;  &#8220;Your room mate is a bag of dicks.&#8221;  &#8220;This bar is a bag of dicks.&#8221;  &#8220;That lipstick costs $10?  That&#8217;s a bag of dicks.&#8221;
As cool of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I sure hope Joel remembers my name.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/304</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ So the other day, Al Gore, Jim Wales, and John Seigenthaler came to my school to talk about the First Amendment and the Internet.  John talked about Wikipedia, Jim talked about Wikipedia, and then there was a 45 minute lunch break before Al Gore talked.  Not wanting to lose my seat, I sat and waited.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>____ is the new ____.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/303</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Philosophy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, tonight, I&#8217;m a cash loan payday tiladvance cash loan loan paydaycash advance no fax required,advance cash fax no,savings account cash advance no faxcash advance new yorkcash until payday loanfast cash payday loan,payday us fast cash loanadvance cash faxless loan,no fax faxless cash advance payday loan,faxless cash advanceace cash advancecash advance loancash advance servicelawsuit cash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t even know these people.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/302</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve got this idea:  They should have ride-on vacuum cleaners.  Like the lawn mowers, you know.  I wonder why they don&#8217;t.  It would make cleaning much more exciting, making my house much more clean.
 I can&#8217;t sleep.  I was really tired when I went to bed, but then I started thinking about wedding flowers, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blog: Live, from the printmaking lab!</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/299</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So here I am, waiting on Matthew to finish his lithography of me in my unnawears.  I really have no updates on my life, but as always, I have many a witty quip.

I got my oil changed today, and whilest waiting, I read Everyday Living magazine by Martha Stewart.  (I realize that most [...]]]></description>
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