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		<title>One of those guys with the cars.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/425</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve owned this car since 2005.  I paid $2,000 for it, and have washed it once in our relationship (the relationship betwixt my car and myself).  This happened on August 27, 2009.  When I cleaned out the inside, I made a lizt of things that I found.  I call it A Lizt of Things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Those are totally bison!</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/418</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkward Scenarios]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Party over here]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, the other day, I was thinking about what a wonderful job Kara did on my toenails.  Although it was the most terribly painful thing I&#8217;ve ever endured, I&#8217;m glad I let her give me a pedicure.  So as I was getting my clothes ready to take to the dry cleaners that same day, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is not about Michael Jackson.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/415</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, I know, many people have died, and I promise, I&#8217;m not going to blog about those people, because everyone is going to die someday.  I&#8217;m going to die someday.  Alley Jo is going to die someday.  Beyonce is going to die someday.  You are going to die someday.

Celebrities are people, just like you and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>News Channel 4</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/412</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nasty]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Leiland, you silly, silly weather boy:

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		<title>In memory of Maude</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/407</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Old People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Philosophy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A recent telephone conversation betwixt Alley and myself.

Liz:  What are you doing?
Alley:  I&#8217;m at the grocery store looking for some damn butcher&#8217;s twine.
Liz:  Like that sharp wire they use to cut cheese?  Why don&#8217;t you just use some sharp wire?
Alley:  No, you know, twine.
Liz:  I don&#8217;t follow.
Alley:  You know, like on TV when you go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boys and Giggles and Myspacedotcom</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/385</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkward Scenarios]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, since I was unable to blog for the entire past semester (nursing school is hard), I forgot to mention one of my favourite experiences of 2008.  Before I tell the story, I must say that yes, I really am that self-absorbed.  I do not deny it.
So if you have known me for at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kind of Like a Real Blog.  2008-style.  -Shark Style-</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/374</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/374#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I just realized that my latest blog from approximately 2 weeks ago was marked as private.  Forgive me, 12 loyal readers and countless other lurchers.
So as the year is coming to a close, I will not commemmorate all the dead people who died in 2008.  I will not talk about my new year&#8217;s resolutions.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Babies, Scabies, and Rabies</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/360</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So the semester is over, the tree is up, and my legs haven&#8217;t been shaved since September.  The most wonderful time of the year, you know.  I do rather enjoy Christmas, X-mas, Hanukkah, Chanukkah, Kwanza, the pregnancies of my close friends, and all the freak religion wintertime holidays out there.  
To celebrate my blogging comeback [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This one&#8217;s a little short, you know how blogging affects me.  In the bowel area.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/319</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/319#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Party over here]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So since tomorrow is the first day of classes, and kids tend to par-tay on those days, Matt and I decided to mix up a few cocktails and have a sad little par-tay of our own. Hilarity ensued.  After having two drinks, eating a whole box of Lean Cuisine pizza rolls, a corn dog, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zoo vs. Place of Worship</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/316</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/316#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nasty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So although I feel as if I&#8217;ve been farting silk organza for the past six months planning this wedding (not complaining), I&#8217;ve really gotten down to it lately.  I&#8217;m talking about calling/emailing vendors, and anyone who knows me personally knows how much I hate communication.  After all, my -1 year anniversary is coming up (August [...]]]></description>
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