Monday Bear

So many of you know my love of the Muppets, especially Kermie.� Nothing can keep me away from my Kermie.� Welp, I’ve got these Muppets panties– they came in a pack of 5.� When I’m sitting around in my undies, I do this thing where I stick my hand down the leg of my undawears� until my whole hand and some of my arm is sticking out of the leg (yeah, it’s weird, but the ones who do this know what I’m talking about).
Welp, I was doing this the other day in my Muppets panties, and my roommate came in.� As we conversed, I began talking with my hands, therefore ripping the hell out of my panties.� I was highly saddened, but I can still wear them.� They’ll just be period panties now.

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So I’ve concluded that the last blog sucked and I will never ever EVER do that again. I just wanted to see what would happen if I blogged a semi- serious blog, and you know what happens? I get one comment. One measley comment. From Zephyr.

Did anyone notice that I started my blog with a similar phrase to that with which I usually end my blog?

Did anyone notice that that was worded totally weird for the sake of not ending a sentence with a preposition? (more…)

So I’m not going to say that this blog won’t be funny per se, but I’m just going to say that there won’t be any jokes. I’m going to let you all in on how Liz really thinks. I’m taking you through my thought processes (or lack thereof). I think you all have some of the same thoughts, whether you want to admit it or not, whether we even know it. It just goes to show that we’re all human. Enjoys.

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