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		<title>This is not about Michael Jackson.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I know, many people have died, and I promise, I&#8217;m not going to blog about those people, because everyone is going to die someday. Â I&#8217;m going to die someday. Â Alley Jo is going to die someday. Â Beyonce is going to die someday. Â You are going to die someday.

Celebrities are people, just like you and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Babies, Scabies, and Rabies</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/360</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the semester is over, the tree is up, and my legs haven&#8217;t been shaved since September.Â  The most wonderful time of the year, you know.Â  I do rather enjoy Christmas, X-mas, Hanukkah, Chanukkah, Kwanza, the pregnancies of my close friends, and all the freak religion wintertime holidays out there.Â  
To celebrate my blogging comeback [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mammory foam mattress vs. Memory glands</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/249</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I really really feel the need to blog, but I have 2 1/2  huge test(es) in the next 36 hours, so I&#8217;ll leave you with these infamous blognotes:

chemistry bitches (sorority, coffeepot, ave. q)
naked studying (jm)
garfield
pubic hair
eat shit, flies
mitch tp
boobies
teachers with boners
nicotene (hamburgers)
how old are you
oregon trail
heres your one chance fancy dont let me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Urethra Franklin</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/233</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 18:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I really don&#8217;t like changing in bathrooms.  This is because I&#8217;m afraid that my underwear, or other clothing items, will fall into the toilet.
When I was 7 years old, I was staying at my papa&#8217;s house.  They usually have about 20 people over there, with one bathroom and one bedroom.  (They [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Secret Life of Liz</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/168</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 19:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m not going to say that this blog won&#8217;t be funny per se, but I&#8217;m just going to say that there won&#8217;t be any jokes. I&#8217;m going to let you all in on how Liz really thinks. I&#8217;m taking you through my thought processes (or lack thereof). I think you all have some of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kitchey= Too Many Forks</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/166</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve decided that I&#8217;m going to get my ovary pierced.  My left one though&#8211; If I got my right one done, that would mean I&#8217;m gay.
And I&#8217;m not.
Also, Sister Mary Harper is on the computer next to mine.  She is one of the few blog- witnessers that exist today.  If I make any grammatical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where are we going?  And why am I in this hand basket?</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/161</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 18:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve realized that pretty much anyone can be put into four categories:

Bird
Dinosaur
Bunny
Turtle

Most everyone go into one of those categories.  Zephyr goes into the bird category, as does my mummie.  Matt&#8217;s a bunny.  &#8230;Turtle boy, as you have read in previous posts, is a turtle.  Seth Johnson&#8217;s little brother is a [...]]]></description>
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