So, I know, many people have died, and I promise, I’m not going to blog about those people, because everyone is going to die someday. Â I’m going to die someday. Â Alley Jo is going to die someday. Â Beyonce is going to die someday. Â You are going to die someday.
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This is not about Michael Jackson.
Sunday, June 28th, 2009Babies, Scabies, and Rabies
Saturday, December 13th, 2008So the semester is over, the tree is up, and my legs haven’t been shaved since September. The most wonderful time of the year, you know. I do rather enjoy Christmas, X-mas, Hanukkah, Chanukkah, Kwanza, the pregnancies of my close friends, and all the freak religion wintertime holidays out there. (more…)
Mammory foam mattress vs. Memory glands
Monday, April 2nd, 2007So I really really feel the need to blog, but I have 2 1/2 huge test(es) in the next 36 hours, so I’ll leave you with these infamous blognotes:
Urethra Franklin
Sunday, January 7th, 2007So I really don’t like changing in bathrooms. This is because I’m afraid that my underwear, or other clothing items, will fall into the toilet.
When I was 7 years old, I was staying at my papa’s house. They usually have about 20 people over there, with one bathroom and one bedroom. (They live in Hornbeak). So I’m changing in the bathroom with my underwear sitting on the back of the toilet, and next thing I know, they’re in the toilet.
Now I’ve always been picky about people putting the toilet lid down before flushing (you guys have all seen that science experiment with the blacklight.), so there was no reason for that lid to be up. I -always- put it down.
So anywho, I cried, and I made my aunt Georgia come fish them out of the toilet, and I didn’t get to wear underwear that day.
It’s a rational fear.
The Secret Life of Liz
Sunday, October 8th, 2006So I’m not going to say that this blog won’t be funny per se, but I’m just going to say that there won’t be any jokes. I’m going to let you all in on how Liz really thinks. I’m taking you through my thought processes (or lack thereof). I think you all have some of the same thoughts, whether you want to admit it or not, whether we even know it. It just goes to show that we’re all human. Enjoys.
Kitchey= Too Many Forks
Friday, September 15th, 2006So I’ve decided that I’m going to get my ovary pierced. My left one though– If I got my right one done, that would mean I’m gay.
And I’m not.
Also, Sister Mary Harper is on the computer next to mine. She is one of the few blog- witnessers that exist today. If I make any grammatical errors (ha!) she’ll be sure to catch them. She’s an Engrish major. (more…)
Where are we going? And why am I in this hand basket?
Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006So I’ve realized that pretty much anyone can be put into four categories:
- Bird
- Dinosaur
- Bunny
- Turtle
Most everyone go into one of those categories. Zephyr goes into the bird category, as does my mummie. Matt’s a bunny. …Turtle boy, as you have read in previous posts, is a turtle. Seth Johnson’s little brother is a dinosaur, and I’ve thought so every since elementary school (Mark, I know you’ll love that one, you also dinosaur, you). Holly is a fish, though. A beautiful fish, like the one on Fantasia.
What aminal do I look like? 
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