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		<title>Kind of Like a Real Blog.  2008-style.  -Shark Style-</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/374</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just realized that my latest blog from approximately 2 weeks ago was marked as private.Â  Forgive me, 12 loyal readers and countless other lurchers.
So as the year is coming to a close, I will not commemmorate all the dead people who died in 2008.Â  I will not talk about my new year&#8217;s resolutions.Â  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t even know these people.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/302</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve got this idea:Â  They should have ride-on vacuum cleaners.Â  Like the lawn mowers, you know.Â  I wonder why they don&#8217;t.Â  It would make cleaning much more exciting, making my house much more clean.
 I can&#8217;t sleep.Â  I was really tired when I went to bed, but then I started thinking about wedding flowers, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re not welcome here, Dig Them.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/286</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So for those who don&#8217;t know, I moved.  Relocated, if you will.  Instead of ye olde Nashville, I now live in the crotch of middle Tennessee, Murfreesboro.  I just a.) didn&#8217;t want to live in a dorm again, and b.) didn&#8217;t want to commute from Nashville every day like Matt has done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunken Possum</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/261</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Party over here]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So Terrance trimmed and thinned my hair the other day.Â  I saved all the remnants from the thinning and formed them into a huge ball.Â  I did this for the birds, you know.Â  They like using our hair to make nests.Â  Especially pretty orange hair.Â  Anywho, this is the ball:

Oh yeah.Â  I took several pictures, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You sound like a bullfrog on a Sunday afternoon in July.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/259</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/259#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I can&#8217;t freaking believe this shit.  I&#8217;m missing Dr. Phil because I can&#8217;t work the damn damn television.
Edit:  Matt helped me figure it out.  Too bad I missed the good half of it.  Anyway, tomorrow is anorexics.  Should bring back funtime memories.  Mammories.  Should make me feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mams, Cont.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/250</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkward Scenarios]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just googled mondaybear, and this is what I found:
One of those stupid myspace glitter graphics comments things.
But at least now people can spread the good word, right?
Is it sacrelig that I called mondaybear.com &#8220;the good word?&#8221;

&#8220;Eat shit.  20 billion flies can&#8217;t be wrong.&#8221;
- My English teacher (who happens to be German), Dr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, Lia, our thighs are -supposed- to touch.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/240</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just woke up from this dream where there were several kitties asleep in a box.  They were all about 5 inches long, and I was the same size, sleeping with them.
So when the Chili Peppers came to Nashville, I got to go.  I also got to go backstage.
Man, anytime I&#8217;m going [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Urethra Franklin</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/233</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/233#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 18:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I really don&#8217;t like changing in bathrooms.  This is because I&#8217;m afraid that my underwear, or other clothing items, will fall into the toilet.
When I was 7 years old, I was staying at my papa&#8217;s house.  They usually have about 20 people over there, with one bathroom and one bedroom.  (They [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gee Willikers, It Feels Good To Be A Gangster</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/231</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/231#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Philosophy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was going to blog yesterday, but I was distracted.  I was all set.  I had a Diet Coke and a bag of popcorn, and I was in the mood for bloggin&#8217;.  Then the phone rings.  Of course, it&#8217;s for my mom, who is at her friend&#8217;s house.  That&#8217;s okay though, because I&#8217;m still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let me show you my Pokeymans</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/173</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/173#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nasty]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Secks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had this dream a long time ago, probably the day after I last blogged.  I&#8217;ve had many a lesbonic dream in my day, but this one wasn&#8217;t even sexual.  This woman asked me to marry her.  She wasn&#8217;t an ugly dyke or anything, but just very lesbonic.  Kind of [...]]]></description>
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