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		<title>A Letter To Zephyr</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/313</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pooping]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my dear friend Zephyr is usually a counselor at Girl Scout Camp right about this time of year, but decided to take this summer off to explore herself.  To join the Peace Corps. To write a cookbook.  Catch up on school and take a few classes at MTSU.  To avoid cleaning my house, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Updates.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/295</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Party over here]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my cats have the fleas.  Well, now it&#8217;s -had- the fleas.  We took them to the vet ($174) to find out that Kitty has a heart murmur.  But on the bright side, they have the cleanest ears this side of the Mississippi.
So I&#8217;ve been putting off blogging, obviously.  Until just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy schmokes.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/285</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I forgot something else I want for my birthday, which was 10 days ago:  new belly dance apparel.  And new pointe shoes.  And a cat box, because I have TWO.  NEW.  KITTENS!
Just for the record, I expected you to read that aloud and with enthusiasm, much like people do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tattoos, Exotic Camping Lesbians, and One Night Stands in Exchange for Pancakes.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/284</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/284#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Secks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I have a new MondayBear.com contest.  Anyone who gets my name &#8220;Liz&#8221; or &#8220;mondaybear.com&#8221; tattooed on their person gets 50 cents.  Either that, or they get to give me 50 cents.  Or both.  But that wouldn&#8217;t really do much, except get you a tattoo.
Oh, and you have to pay for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advertisement.  But it&#8217;s not really an advertisement.  It&#8217;s just part of the blog.  Well, part of it is an advertisement.  But that&#8217;s not until the end.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/254</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/254#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 00:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Secks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve got this problem:  I was going to blog all the funny voice mails (or as Verizon calls them, &#8220;VMAILS,&#8221;) that Alley Jo has sent me in the past year or so, but I was going through my phone, and they are no where to be found.  What happened to them?  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hair for Squares</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/247</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/247#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nasty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pooping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Secks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So the other day, I was in McCallie, and I remembered that I hadn&#8217;t pooped in over 24 hours.  Then I thought about blogging, because I blog about pooping.  Then I thought about what I needed to blog.  Then I thought about how just about every time I start a new blog, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I wear my heart on my sleeve and my liver on my pant leg.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/238</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m warning you:  This is a pretty raunchy blog, and if you&#8217;re under the age of 16, or are related to me, or are a med school admissions person, I prefer you not read this particular entry.  I will find out if you do.  Especially you, little Brenda.  I&#8217;ll tell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let me show you my Pokeymans</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/173</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/173#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Philosophy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pooping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Secks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I had this dream a long time ago, probably the day after I last blogged.  I&#8217;ve had many a lesbonic dream in my day, but this one wasn&#8217;t even sexual.  This woman asked me to marry her.  She wasn&#8217;t an ugly dyke or anything, but just very lesbonic.  Kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>More Like Badonka Don&#8217;t.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/172</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/172#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 22:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkward Scenarios]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Party over here]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Secks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So geez louise, who would have thought I would have gone 2 weeks without blogging? You all have missed much pooping, concerts, etc. Welp, I could be eating lunch right now, but noes.  I&#8217;m blogging for you assholes.
Oh, and if you tried to call me in the past two weeks, my mom has my [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wow, that last blog sucked</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/169</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/169#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkward Scenarios]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nasty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pooping]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve concluded that the last blog sucked and I will never ever EVER do that again.  I just wanted to see what would happen if I blogged a semi- serious blog, and you know what happens?  I get one comment.  One measley comment.  From Zephyr.
Did anyone notice that I started [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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