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		<title>Boys and Giggles and Myspacedotcom</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/385</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, since I was unable to blog for the entire past semester (nursing school is hard), I forgot to mention one of my favourite experiences of 2008.Â  Before I tell the story, I must say that yes, I really am that self-absorbed.Â  I do not deny it.
So if you have known me for at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I sure hope Joel remembers my name.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/304</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â So the other day, Al Gore, Jim Wales, and John Seigenthaler came to my school to talk about the First Amendment and the Internet.Â  John talked about Wikipedia, Jim talked about Wikipedia, and then there was a 45 minute lunch break before Al Gore talked.Â  Not wanting to lose my seat, I sat and waited.Â  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>____ is the new ____.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/303</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, tonight, I&#8217;m a cash loan payday tiladvance cash loan loan paydaycash advance no fax required,advance cash fax no,savings account cash advance no faxcash advance new yorkcash until payday loanfast cash payday loan,payday us fast cash loanadvance cash faxless loan,no fax faxless cash advance payday loan,faxless cash advanceace cash advancecash advance loancash advance servicelawsuit cash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chex on the Beach.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/287</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 00:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I cannot &#8220;access&#8221; (steal) interweb from my apartment using my computer, so I have to take it to school, so I can &#8220;access&#8221; their WiFi.  First off, I want to leave the house, but here&#8217;s what I find to put on my feet:

1 black flip flop
1 pink flip flop
1 brown flip flop
2 very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mams, Cont.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/250</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just googled mondaybear, and this is what I found:
One of those stupid myspace glitter graphics comments things.
But at least now people can spread the good word, right?
Is it sacrelig that I called mondaybear.com &#8220;the good word?&#8221;

&#8220;Eat shit.  20 billion flies can&#8217;t be wrong.&#8221;
- My English teacher (who happens to be German), Dr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wiki Wiki Wild Wild Wiz</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/242</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/242#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I had this other dream.  This one was about Lia.  She was in my dorm next to the elevators, and her ass was HUGE.  Really, really huge.  Like, unnatractive huge.  And she was wearing one of those long denim skirts like the pentecostal chicks wear.  But I snuck up behind her and grabbed it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes a pony gets depressed.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/239</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pooping]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had to read this really horrible book for English called Things Fall Apart.  It&#8217;s a classic, apparently.  I prefer to call it Shit Happens In Africa, because that&#8217;s really what it&#8217;s all about.  Just like the Hokey Pokey.
Also, I had a Chemistry test on Monday.  I thought it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I wear my heart on my sleeve and my liver on my pant leg.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/238</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/238#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Secks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m warning you:  This is a pretty raunchy blog, and if you&#8217;re under the age of 16, or are related to me, or are a med school admissions person, I prefer you not read this particular entry.  I will find out if you do.  Especially you, little Brenda.  I&#8217;ll tell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tupac would have lived if he had more Shakurity.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/232</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/232#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mondaybear.com/archives/232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So really, I can&#8217;t take the credit for that.  It was all Mark Hall.  He also came up with this one:
Biggie Smallz would have lived if he had more Security.  Get it?  Like if he had more people around him, he might not have gotten shot?
Remember when Matt used to be [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Meatbar</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/224</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/224#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So many of you may be thinking, &#8220;What the hells is Liz doing blowing blogging twice in one week?  She hasn&#8217;t done that since high school!&#8221;
You&#8217;re right.
I dropped out of college to go back to high school.  Mainly because college didn&#8217;t give me enough blogtime.
 Just kidding.  I just lost all ambition [...]]]></description>
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