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		<title>A Letter To Zephyr</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/313</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my dear friend Zephyr is usually a counselor at Girl Scout Camp right about this time of year, but decided to take this summer off to explore herself.  To join the Peace Corps. To write a cookbook.  Catch up on school and take a few classes at MTSU.  To avoid cleaning my house, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bonnaroo Blog Parts One Through One,</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/310</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[or Hey, Are You Going to Wizzie Man?
or Hey.  Give Me Some Fucking Weed.
or Hey.  Give Me Some Fucking Crepes.

So, Bonnaroo was last weekend.  Nobody died this year.  Only 71 people were arrested, although everyone there should have been.  Headlining were Metallica, Pearl Jam, Kanye West, and MIA.  We didn&#8217;t see any of them.
Thursday morning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m the freakin&#8217; bride.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/301</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my New Years resolution is to keep track of mine and Matthew&#8217;s money (ours?), because I don&#8217;t right now.  And if someone were to steal my identity, I wouldn&#8217;t even realize it.
Because I&#8217;m that loaded.

So I&#8217;ve decided to make a lizt of things I will say type now, and will never say type [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live, from Colleen&#8217;s Computer, it&#8217;s Early Friday Evening!</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/275</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So last night, I had this funny dream where I was watching a concert at this wave pool, and there were many stoners.  I needn&#8217;t worry about my safety though, because Gary Coleman and Emanuel Lewis were my body guards, following me around with guns and whatnot.
 I swear.
Anywho, here is a fun story, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hair for Squares</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/247</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the other day, I was in McCallie, and I remembered that I hadn&#8217;t pooped in over 24 hours.  Then I thought about blogging, because I blog about pooping.  Then I thought about what I needed to blog.  Then I thought about how just about every time I start a new blog, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes a pony gets depressed.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/239</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had to read this really horrible book for English called Things Fall Apart.  It&#8217;s a classic, apparently.  I prefer to call it Shit Happens In Africa, because that&#8217;s really what it&#8217;s all about.  Just like the Hokey Pokey.
Also, I had a Chemistry test on Monday.  I thought it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Must Be Italian.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/230</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 16:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just realized that I could never have a pager.  You know why?  Because I never call people back.  If you&#8217;ve ever called me, I&#8217;ve probably not called you back.  Don&#8217;t take it personally; I just tend not to call people back, just like some people tend to bite their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A(triangle)Pies Support Domestic Violence</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/175</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/175#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So one of my friends, who just happened to be a lady of colour, told me why alot of black girls don&#8217;t like me.  It&#8217;s because black guys like me.  Black guys like me because:
a.) I have red hair, and
b.) I&#8217;m shaped like a skinny black girl.
She says they don&#8217;t like me because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let me show you my Pokeymans</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/173</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/173#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had this dream a long time ago, probably the day after I last blogged.  I&#8217;ve had many a lesbonic dream in my day, but this one wasn&#8217;t even sexual.  This woman asked me to marry her.  She wasn&#8217;t an ugly dyke or anything, but just very lesbonic.  Kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Karen O&#8217;s Areola.  I saw it.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/170</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/170#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So many of you know my love of the Muppets, especially Kermie.� Nothing can keep me away from my Kermie.� Welp, I&#8217;ve got these Muppets panties&#8211; they came in a pack of 5.� When I&#8217;m sitting around in my undies, I do this thing where I stick my hand down the leg of my undawears� [...]]]></description>
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