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		<title>In memory of Maude</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/407</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recent telephone conversation betwixt Alley and myself.

Liz: Â What are you doing?
Alley: Â I&#8217;m at the grocery store looking for some damn butcher&#8217;s twine.
Liz: Â Like that sharp wire they use to cut cheese? Â Why don&#8217;t you just use some sharp wire?
Alley: Â No, you know, twine.
Liz: Â I don&#8217;t follow.
Alley: Â You know, like on TV when you go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>____ is the new ____.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/303</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<title>Tons o&#8217; Fun</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/283</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ So you know they don&#8217;t sell Vegemite in the United States.  This might explain why we have an obesity problem (see below).  Anyhow, this stuff is pretty gross.  I had some in the 2nd grade, and I remember it quite well.  So I&#8217;ve got this idea:  Vagemite.
 Vagemite is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gee Willikers, It Feels Good To Be A Gangster</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/231</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was going to blog yesterday, but I was distracted.  I was all set.  I had a Diet Coke and a bag of popcorn, and I was in the mood for bloggin&#8217;.  Then the phone rings.  Of course, it&#8217;s for my mom, who is at her friend&#8217;s house.  That&#8217;s okay though, because I&#8217;m still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Merde</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/225</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I decided to blog more and less.  By this, I mean I&#8217;ll blog more often, and make my blogs shorter.  Is that Okay?  I mean, do you kids like the classic longass weekly blogs, or would you prefer a shorter twice a week/ thrice a week/ fice a week blog?  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let me show you my Pokeymans</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/173</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had this dream a long time ago, probably the day after I last blogged.  I&#8217;ve had many a lesbonic dream in my day, but this one wasn&#8217;t even sexual.  This woman asked me to marry her.  She wasn&#8217;t an ugly dyke or anything, but just very lesbonic.  Kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m dumb, she&#8217;s a thespian.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/141</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I promise, with you all as my witnesses, that no matter how fat I get, I will always wear pants that are my size, even if I have to wear a size 48.  And that&#8217;s big.  I will never, ever, ever have muffin top.  I swear to you.

Now, you don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F &#8216;n B.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/126</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/126#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I babysat Micah today while Tiffany was out having dinner with my mom.  Check this out&#8211; it&#8217;s a Chinese place, but it serves sushi!  Whoa mama.
Anywho, I watched Micah.  We had some crackers and milk (yum), and she began to ask about Trixie the dachshund.
Micah:  I like doggies.  Let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guaranteed to piss you off.  Or make you laugh, if you&#8217;re not an ass.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/121</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/121#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here I go, here I go, here I go, I said girls, what&#8217;s my weakness?
That&#8217;s the part where my mom usually says &#8220;Men!&#8221; and I say, &#8220;Okay, then.  Chillin&#8217;, chillin&#8217;, mindin&#8217; my bidness&#8230;&#8221;
etc, etc, etc.
Yes, my mom.
Let&#8217;s talk about myspace and facebook.  This is somewhat an extention of yesterday&#8217;s blog.   [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All the vag, all the time.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/100</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/100#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we know I don&#8217;t ever like to bitch, but I have a serious problem with girls who work at Sonic.  (No offense, Holly or Matt&#8217;s cute friend Naomi.)  They are conniving, tricky bitches.  Let me explain.  This has all happened to us at at least one point in our lives:
You and a friend order [...]]]></description>
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