So since tomorrow is the first day of classes, and kids tend to par-tay on those days, Matt and I decided to mix up a few cocktails and have a sad little par-tay of our own. Hilarity ensued. After having two drinks, eating a whole box of Lean Cuisine pizza rolls, a corn dog, and a mini pizza between the two of us, we decided it was time for bed. Our party was about 45 minutes long.
or Hey, Are You Going to Wizzie Man?
or Hey. Give Me Some Fucking Weed.
or Hey. Give Me Some Fucking Crepes.
So my New Years resolution is to keep track of mine and Matthew’s money (ours?), because I don’t right now. And if someone were to steal my identity, I wouldn’t even realize it.
Because I’m that loaded.
So here I am, typing muh blog, eating m&ms from this weekend’s wedding. They read “Allison and Jody” and “10/7/07″. They are the best damn m&ms I’ve ever had.
At any rate, I’m typing this on a Mac at school, because I had to check my myspace, and I thought the hipness of a Mac would counteract the lameness of the ’space.
So my cats have the fleas. Well, now it’s -had- the fleas. We took them to the vet ($174) to find out that Kitty has a heart murmur. But on the bright side, they have the cleanest ears this side of the Mississippi.
So Terrance trimmed and thinned my hair the other day. I saved all the remnants from the thinning and formed them into a huge ball. I did this for the birds, you know. They like using our hair to make nests. Especially pretty orange hair. Anywho, this is the ball:
So this morning, Matt farted on the cat. He said go over there and sniff the cat, and see if it stinks. (more…)
So geez louise, who would have thought I would have gone 2 weeks without blogging? You all have missed much pooping, concerts, etc. Welp, I could be eating lunch right now, but noes. I’m blogging for you assholes.
Oh, and if you tried to call me in the past two weeks, my mom has my cell phone. She’s mailing it back to me as we speak, though.
So here’s some stuff: (more…)
So I realize it’s been a while, but damn you, I’m a college woman now, and I’ve got shit to dos.
See, you can tell I’m in college, because I used “damn” and “shit” in the same sentence.� And I just fucking did it again.
Oops, I did it again.
So of course, I’m sure you’re all dying to know how my pooping schedule is since I’ve moved to a dorm.� Welp, as opposed to the usual 3 a day, I’m down to two.� That has something to do with: (more…)
So I had the craziest dream last night. There was this huuuge party– Matt was there, his Mama was there, some big huge black guy was there, Cactus was there, and then a bunch of other people were there. We were doing lots of drugs, booze, and sexin’. Well just two of us were sexin’. (Me and Matt, FYI). But then the cops came, so the black guy took all of our drugs and put them atop this flag pole, so the cops couldn’t find them. Then, to cause a distraction, I threw my fancy bracelet on the tile floor. It broke into a million pieces, and then Mama started yelling at me and calling me stupid. Then the cop partied with us. He didn’t do any drugs, he just boozed.
So do you like my new banner? Matthew did it for me. He’s a genius. Click on the “Monday Bear”. (more…)