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		<title>News Channel 4</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/412</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Leiland, you silly, silly weather boy:

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		<title>Zoo vs. Place of Worship</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/316</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So although I feel as if I&#8217;ve been farting silk organza for the past six months planning this wedding (not complaining), I&#8217;ve really gotten down to it lately.  I&#8217;m talking about calling/emailing vendors, and anyone who knows me personally knows how much I hate communication.  After all, my -1 year anniversary is coming up (August [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bonnaroo Blog Parts One Through One,</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/310</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[or Hey, Are You Going to Wizzie Man?
or Hey.  Give Me Some Fucking Weed.
or Hey.  Give Me Some Fucking Crepes.

So, Bonnaroo was last weekend.  Nobody died this year.  Only 71 people were arrested, although everyone there should have been.  Headlining were Metallica, Pearl Jam, Kanye West, and MIA.  We didn&#8217;t see any of them.
Thursday morning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I sure hope Joel remembers my name.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/304</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkward Scenarios]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ So the other day, Al Gore, Jim Wales, and John Seigenthaler came to my school to talk about the First Amendment and the Internet.  John talked about Wikipedia, Jim talked about Wikipedia, and then there was a 45 minute lunch break before Al Gore talked.  Not wanting to lose my seat, I sat and waited.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Updates.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/295</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my cats have the fleas.  Well, now it&#8217;s -had- the fleas.  We took them to the vet ($174) to find out that Kitty has a heart murmur.  But on the bright side, they have the cleanest ears this side of the Mississippi.
So I&#8217;ve been putting off blogging, obviously.  Until just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hermit crab enthusiast</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/288</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there&#8217;s been this watermelon in a bag in my fridge for about three weeks now.  Matt brought it home, and he hasn&#8217;t touched it yet.  I probably won&#8217;t eat it, because I don&#8217;t eat squishy fruits (tomatoes, over-ripe bananas, over-ripe anything).  He probably won&#8217;t eat it, because he forgets about leftovers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chex on the Beach.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/287</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 00:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I cannot &#8220;access&#8221; (steal) interweb from my apartment using my computer, so I have to take it to school, so I can &#8220;access&#8221; their WiFi.  First off, I want to leave the house, but here&#8217;s what I find to put on my feet:

1 black flip flop
1 pink flip flop
1 brown flip flop
2 very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tons o&#8217; Fun</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/283</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ So you know they don&#8217;t sell Vegemite in the United States.  This might explain why we have an obesity problem (see below).  Anyhow, this stuff is pretty gross.  I had some in the 2nd grade, and I remember it quite well.  So I&#8217;ve got this idea:  Vagemite.
 Vagemite is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live, from Colleen&#8217;s Computer, it&#8217;s Early Friday Evening!</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/275</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So last night, I had this funny dream where I was watching a concert at this wave pool, and there were many stoners.  I needn&#8217;t worry about my safety though, because Gary Coleman and Emanuel Lewis were my body guards, following me around with guns and whatnot.
 I swear.
Anywho, here is a fun story, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lizorama, more like Listorama</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/255</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/255#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 03:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nasty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Old People]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this morning, Matt farted on the cat.  He said go over there and sniff the cat, and see if it stinks. 
You see, usually when he says something like that, I say, &#8220;No that&#8217;s gross&#8221; and he says, &#8220;But you love me, you have to do it&#8221; and I say, &#8220;But if you [...]]]></description>
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