So I’ve got this idea: They should have ride-on vacuum cleaners. Like the lawn mowers, you know. I wonder why they don’t. It would make cleaning much more exciting, making my house much more clean.
Archive for the ‘Google’ Category
I don’t even know these people.
Sunday, February 24th, 2008Crazy Updates.
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007So my cats have the fleas. Well, now it’s -had- the fleas. We took them to the vet ($174) to find out that Kitty has a heart murmur. But on the bright side, they have the cleanest ears this side of the Mississippi.
Google, Lvl. 3.
Saturday, April 1st, 2006So, need I repeat my story of the gross fansite some creepy dude made about me? Always google yourselves, kids.
Liz has raised a sow and had several litters of piglets and produced free range turkeys for the Christmas market.
Liz has a fiddle
Liz has trichotillomania, a disorder characterised by compulsive hair pulling followed by a brief sense of gratification or relief.
Liz has also competed in endurance rowing
Liz has an uncle who was a mutant, and this led to his death, … As a result of this, Liz has a phobia of mutants
Liz has spent 17 years at the race track as a driver’s wife
Liz has some wonderful handouts.
Liz has a really great voice and all but i would say theres no need for swearing
Liz has finally confirmed that she is expecting Steve Bing’s baby (Whoa.)
Liz has also worked with Scottish band Runrig as a backing singer
“Liz has found a way to make cancer funny,” Mrs. Marksteiner said.
Liz has been a practicing Witch for over 16 years and is a legally ordained clergy
Liz has two moveable chicken coops and allows her chickens to forage for bugs and greenery during daylight hours
Liz has brain damage no human being can repair.
Liz has never heard of anyone losing a finger to a bird bite
Liz has had a number of injuries associated with paddling
Liz has battled demons in her life, including obesity and drug addiction.
Liz has specialised in the development of junior swimmers, focussing on stroke
Liz has bad stage fright. Just look at her on the Jay Leno appearence
Kristy tells Ben that Liz has a crush on him. Ben laughs suggesting he likes Liz back. Kristy walks away smiling and joins Liz to pay.
In real life, Liz has long, straight blond hair that tangles easily.
t is by far the largest number of old people Liz has ever seen gathered
Liz has raised three children, one of whom has Downs Syndrome.
Liz has been: – Involved with National Wheelchair Games from 1981
That’s hardly surprising since Liz has a long history of greediness and selfishness.
Hi we have been fans of World Wide Wives for a long time now Liz Has Gomilf swingers sex.
Liz has taught me to work my body and I feel much more confident
Add Sex Appeal to your Style: Liz has gotten into the minds of men and shares their secret 60-second screening test for women.
Whatever your favorite nautical subject, Liz has it: lighthouses, anchors,
Liz has excellent Japanese language skills.
You’d have a hard time interspersing anything liz has written with pro-pedophilia statements.
Liz has really blossomed lately.
Our Liz has gone kinda Bridget Jones, but with less pluck.
Liz has specialized in hand-raising abandoned newborn kittens.
A long time rat owner, Liz has been working with animals since she was a young girl.
Liz has little trouble finding something the right size to substitute for THE MEMBER (Ain’t it the truth)
Liz has a glass of wine.
Liz has a warm & sultry voice
Liz has that magical touch.
Liz even has her own go cart.
Liz has been there, done that – and now empowers singles to boost their numbers, ego and odds of finding a Perfect Match.
Further proof that Liz has blossomed out as a completely fulfilled woman
The world could use a whole lot more of what Liz has got.
Liz is stamping forward in her elegant designer heels.
Liz has an amazing bubbly disposition
Liz has always been famed for her risque taste in revealing outfits
But what’s more of an issue is, liz has issues.
Liz has always had, and justifiably so, a reputation for raw lyrics.
Liz has always been very upfront with her sexuality
Liz got D+’s in high school calculus and still got into Cornell.
Liz has never broken, fractured, or dislocated a bone.
Saturday Night Beaver : Liz
Liz has sex only with Carol. Carol has sex with Liz and Ann, … Right now Liz has Carol six nights a week.
Using the arcane rituals of Ladonia the High Priestess Liz has arranged the marriage
keep in mind that Liz has short legs
Liz has been tapped
The side of Joey’s head is bloody after Liz has hit him with a bottle
So in conclusion, I’m pregnant with Matt’s lover’s babydaddy’s brother.
Go figure.
Oh, and that picture was Alley Jo’s boobs. You all lose.
Google, Lvl. 2
Wednesday, December 21st, 2005So whilest googling myself, I found that Liz is a very sexual name. Not only is Liz a brothel mistress, but I also found 5 pornographic novels about Liz, in which 2, Liz is a lesbian, and in one those, she has sex with her DAUGHTER. Wow. So with the name Liz, is it a miracle that I’m not a whore? Do I talk about sex alot because my name is Liz? Think maybe I would be a bit more chaste if I went by “Elizabeth,” or (please no) “Suzanne?” Who knows. Do give me your opinion, though.
Liz was by far the most left-leaning in a pretty liberal family.
Liz was killed in an airplane crash
Liz was raised in the cosmopolitan city of Mexico City
Liz was failing all of her classes and refused to do work. (hahah, now that’s a goodun.)
Liz was also selected as one of the top 100 Irish Americans of 1995. (Don’t call me white)
Liz was the swinging vixen, greedy for love and jewels;
Liz was trash
Liz was admitted to the Hospital for a seven day stay evaluation of the origin, type and extent of her seizures
“A lot of our work was like that, where Liz was out in the field
Liz was enough of a proto-punk, a proto-Goth, that even in the early Seventies, she was fascinated by the darker side of dandyism.
“I’ll make love anywhere” says Liz
Liz insists she will not give up her wild antics. “I love making love outdoors, in bizarre places, and don’t care who catches us at it.” She says. “Life is too short.”
By age 15, Liz was homeless
Liz was always the most energetic of the bunch.
Liz was eventually found, arrested, and sentenced to five years in jail
Liz was released from prison in 1984 on parole, but she still had amnesia.
With no shortage of baggy tops, gaudy bows, and pants with big panels, Liz was
faced with the frustrating truth: �fashion� and �pregnancy� do not always mix.
Liz was the rebel in her family, the one who said “it’s about time.”
Liz was an industrious independent woman who carried on business as a fruit seller
at football matches and other events which attracted a crowd.
Liz was pacing. “I’m not a 44B”
How did the fact that Liz was playing both male and female characters affect the
costumes?
liz was taken to singapore in hopes that i would become a nun on
this island…liz says that backfired big time
Liz was born with a deformed spine, and one leg longer than the …
Liz was convinced they were visitors from outer space
We had been told by previous teachers that Liz was �difficult,�
Liz was bombarded with praises from indie-rock critics.
Liz was a drummer when she was10
Liz was the alpha female.
Liz was also shown throwing a tantrum and sloppily applying make up
A different side of Liz was shown in R18 kiwi porn mag NZX.
Liz was fucking incredible.
Liz was transported to a cosmic universe
Liz was president of our local Jewish Community Center
Liz was hooked. She knew she wanted to race sled dogs.
Liz was very, very pretty. Very popular. You couldn’t dance with her one minute straight without some other guy cutting in.
Liz was about a thousand years older than me.
In addition to gymnastics, Liz was involved in marching band
Liz was right; Bing’s the dad (hahahhahahha! I wonder if Bing read this?)
“Liz” was sitting on the bed breastfeeding her baby while her partner “David” got ready for work.
Liz was shocked, but calmly asked her whose penis she had had in her mouth.
As Donovan hands Liz the three dollars, she unhooks the final two buttons on her blouse and her young firm breasts jiggle free.
Liz was in the process of hating them all.
Liz was going to set up the boys with spa time, but it turned out they just wanted
sushi.
The money Liz was earning from prostituting now was going directly to her pimp,
Liz was raised a poor white hippie child
I was no sooner in the water than Liz was giving me a hard time about how erect
my nipples were
Liz was an extremely attractive young woman, with a body most men drooled over
But the biscuit that Liz was waving around probably had a lot to do with it.
Liz was pregnant.
So a couple of my friends are working at the nursing home, and all of the old ladies just love hog, especially Mrs. McCorkle.
Mrs. McCorkle: Nurse! Nurse! Help Meh!
Hog: (moves her wheelchair)
Mrs. McCorkle: Nurse? I just gotta tell ya somethin’. I love ya.
Hog: I love you, too, Mrs. McCorkle.
Mrs. McCorkle: Ain’t that the strangest thang…
Hog: What do you mean?
Mrs. McCorkle: Well, I don’t know you, and I know you don’t know me, but we just met and we just fell in love with each other…
So after Hog had been working there for a while, Mrs. McCorkle would tell Hog, “You give me lots of pleasure,” and, “You are the only one who can satisfy me.”
Last week:
Mrs. McCorkle: Why don’t you have a seat on my bed?
Hog: (sits down)
Mrs. McCorkle: There, good. Just spread out there.
Hog: (begins to feel uncomfortable)
Mrs. McCorkle: That’s a good bed. I think I’d like to take a nap.
Hog: (begins to get up) Okay, well, I’ll just get another nurse so we can get you into…
Mrs. McCorkle: NO! You stay here. Let’s lock the door, just you and me. (unbuttons her blouse).
I swear. You can’t make that shit up. And the best part is Mrs. McCorkle has Alzheimers, so it took everything she had to get that button unbuttoned.
She still hasn’t gotten anything from Hog, though.
Old Lady: My grandson’s autistic.
Sarah: That’s great!
“Gunter’s in the tree! Gunter’s in the tree!”
- Sarah, apparently forgetting she was married.
Google, Lvl. 1
Thursday, November 3rd, 2005“Assets sounds alot like asses”
- Zephyr Goddinger
I love googling myself. Once I found a really horrible “fansite” about myself. Everyone should google themselves regularly.
“Liz is”
Liz is working on picking out the pear-flavoured jelly belly jellybeans
Oh my god, Liz is in my kitchen!
Liz is cute.
Liz is right to put fatties in a tight spot.
Liz is an escort, and a quite successful one at that.
Liz is beautiful when she smiles. She is also almost fifty-five years old.
Liz is pregnant
Liz is using the fiddle as her voice
Liz is also one of the most sought-after vocalists in the New York cabaret/musical scenes.
Liz is dynomite! She inspires the rest of us fiddlers to play until our fingers fall off.
Liz is also a member of the all-women vocal group Singin’ Sistahs
Liz is one of the newest additions to the Texan’s Cheerleaders.
Liz is (she reminds us again and again) fat, plain and friendless.
Liz is an extreme case of a young person’s sexual activity.
Wiz’n’Liz is certainly cutesy – very cutesy
Liz is shot by Charlene at the prison wedding.
Liz is the only human who has had flashes like the aliens get
Liz is a trainee dolphin interpreter
The medicine has kicked in and Liz is suddenly free of the shakes.
Liz is really cool and has a hat with a little plastic baby dangling from it.
Liz is a MOTHERFUCKER! She¡¯ll push your record straight to hell!
Liz is standing nearby, and she watches in horror as the priest’s blood flies
Liz is a pyrokinetic
‘Liz‘ is one of my burros, which are also called donkeys.
Liz, aka Pretty Liz, is a beautiful white and brindle almost 3-year-old female
Liz is also a mistress
Liz is such a tramp
Liz is in the trunk of this car. And she is dead.
Liz is a potty-mouthed musical goddess. Nice. ‘course, if you did have a romp with Liz, you wouldn’t care whether anyone else believed it.
Liz is over fifty, looks it, and scoots off to an Italian clinic for a little nip and tuck.
Liz is a bore, a needy, terrified bore.
Liz is doing OK after needed surgery. Her fur has now grown back.
Liz is one of many who are struggling with the concept of oral sex.
Liz is a bad driver. A really bad driver.
Liz is starting to scare me… She’s been singing (if that’s what you want to call it)some song about sunbeams.
eww, liz is becoming elton john.
Liz is downstairs making cheese sauce with the girls
Liz is not acting normal at all.
Liz is calm and, despite the puffing of flesh below her eye
Liz is tied to a table and we pour a jug of water into her mouth.
Liz is a large-boobied, full-figured gal who rests her massive jugs on the console and takes a humorous approach to sex, sexuality, sexual matters, and other sex-related, uh, stuff.
Liz is a kickass lesbian “who can out-think, out-fight, and out-drink most guys, if given the chance.”
Liz is helping me make ham sandwiches, which we stuff into a duffel bag.
Liz is working on her urge to eat ice cream for dinner every night
Liz is a fanatic, and extremist, a kook, and a traitor.
Liz is at a spa for cold-blooded animals.
Liz Is Next, sit on my cock honey.
The best thing about Liz is that her room is even more of a pigsty than mine
Now all of a sudden, Liz is putting on makeup, hanging out with the popular kids
Liz is currently milking about 90 lbs/day, stands 66¡± tall at the withers
Liz is just about the cutest goddamned thing on the face of this earth. She’s a
tiny, tiny thing.
Liz is short, has fiery red hair and a definite Scottish accent
Liz is Hard-of-Hearing and has always been partially blind
Liz is married to a farmer. who works a very large plot of land
Liz is a womenizer !!!?
Liz is naked again
Also known as Lizard, Liz is the loudest belcher of the bunch.
Liz is a smelly poo head and has very bad body odour
Maybe Liz is tired of being this idolized feminist rock icon that confronted sexuality from an angle that very few women ever had before. (neh, I’m not)
Liz is put up for sale in a German Reptile shop
So I hope you enjoyed that. I sure did : )