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		<title>This one&#8217;s a little short, you know how blogging affects me.  In the bowel area.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/319</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So since tomorrow is the first day of classes, and kids tend to par-tay on those days, Matt and I decided to mix up a few cocktails and have a sad little par-tay of our own. Hilarity ensued.  After having two drinks, eating a whole box of Lean Cuisine pizza rolls, a corn dog, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m the freakin&#8217; bride.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/301</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my New Years resolution is to keep track of mine and Matthew&#8217;s money (ours?), because I don&#8217;t right now.  And if someone were to steal my identity, I wouldn&#8217;t even realize it.
Because I&#8217;m that loaded.

So I&#8217;ve decided to make a lizt of things I will say type now, and will never say type [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy schmokes.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/285</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I forgot something else I want for my birthday, which was 10 days ago:  new belly dance apparel.  And new pointe shoes.  And a cat box, because I have TWO.  NEW.  KITTENS!
Just for the record, I expected you to read that aloud and with enthusiasm, much like people do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hermit crab enthusiast</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/288</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there&#8217;s been this watermelon in a bag in my fridge for about three weeks now.  Matt brought it home, and he hasn&#8217;t touched it yet.  I probably won&#8217;t eat it, because I don&#8217;t eat squishy fruits (tomatoes, over-ripe bananas, over-ripe anything).  He probably won&#8217;t eat it, because he forgets about leftovers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re not welcome here, Dig Them.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/286</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So for those who don&#8217;t know, I moved.  Relocated, if you will.  Instead of ye olde Nashville, I now live in the crotch of middle Tennessee, Murfreesboro.  I just a.) didn&#8217;t want to live in a dorm again, and b.) didn&#8217;t want to commute from Nashville every day like Matt has done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It doesn&#8217;t taste like apples.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/251</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 22:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breasts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ So I think the crazy sandwich lady at McCallie is mad at me.  She ususally tells me how much she likes my dresses and says how her parents wouldn&#8217;t let her be a hippie and how she calls her old dear mother every day and how I eat a wrap with lettuce, cheese, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gee Willikers, It Feels Good To Be A Gangster</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/231</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was going to blog yesterday, but I was distracted.  I was all set.  I had a Diet Coke and a bag of popcorn, and I was in the mood for bloggin&#8217;.  Then the phone rings.  Of course, it&#8217;s for my mom, who is at her friend&#8217;s house.  That&#8217;s okay though, because I&#8217;m still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Must Be Italian.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/230</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 16:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just realized that I could never have a pager.  You know why?  Because I never call people back.  If you&#8217;ve ever called me, I&#8217;ve probably not called you back.  Don&#8217;t take it personally; I just tend not to call people back, just like some people tend to bite their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bears Just Wanna Have Fun.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/229</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/229#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Erick came over today, right as dad was dropping me off at mom&#8217;s.  I invited him in to stay for a few minutes to show him my iDog, and I just realized:  That was the first time my whole family, all four of us, have been in the same house in over four years.
Even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ghostride da Whip!&#8230; yeah.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/226</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I have this friend&#8230; Let&#8217;s call her Hairy.  Hairy just did it (and I don&#8217;t mean poop) for the first time a bit over a month ago.  Welp, the other day, she just called me to tell me that something went horribly awry.  You know what I&#8217;m talking about.  She [...]]]></description>
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