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		<title>In memory of Maude</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/407</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recent telephone conversation betwixt Alley and myself.

Liz:  What are you doing?
Alley:  I&#8217;m at the grocery store looking for some damn butcher&#8217;s twine.
Liz:  Like that sharp wire they use to cut cheese?  Why don&#8217;t you just use some sharp wire?
Alley:  No, you know, twine.
Liz:  I don&#8217;t follow.
Alley:  You know, like on TV when you go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boys and Giggles and Myspacedotcom</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/385</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkward Scenarios]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, since I was unable to blog for the entire past semester (nursing school is hard), I forgot to mention one of my favourite experiences of 2008.  Before I tell the story, I must say that yes, I really am that self-absorbed.  I do not deny it.
So if you have known me for at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zoo vs. Place of Worship</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/316</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So although I feel as if I&#8217;ve been farting silk organza for the past six months planning this wedding (not complaining), I&#8217;ve really gotten down to it lately.  I&#8217;m talking about calling/emailing vendors, and anyone who knows me personally knows how much I hate communication.  After all, my -1 year anniversary is coming up (August [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t even know these people.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/302</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/302#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkward Scenarios]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve got this idea:  They should have ride-on vacuum cleaners.  Like the lawn mowers, you know.  I wonder why they don&#8217;t.  It would make cleaning much more exciting, making my house much more clean.
 I can&#8217;t sleep.  I was really tired when I went to bed, but then I started thinking about wedding flowers, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m the freakin&#8217; bride.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/301</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/301#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Party over here]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pooping]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So my New Years resolution is to keep track of mine and Matthew&#8217;s money (ours?), because I don&#8217;t right now.  And if someone were to steal my identity, I wouldn&#8217;t even realize it.
Because I&#8217;m that loaded.

So I&#8217;ve decided to make a lizt of things I will say type now, and will never say type [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy schmokes.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/285</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/285#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Secks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I forgot something else I want for my birthday, which was 10 days ago:  new belly dance apparel.  And new pointe shoes.  And a cat box, because I have TWO.  NEW.  KITTENS!
Just for the record, I expected you to read that aloud and with enthusiasm, much like people do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tattoos, Exotic Camping Lesbians, and One Night Stands in Exchange for Pancakes.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/284</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I have a new MondayBear.com contest.  Anyone who gets my name &#8220;Liz&#8221; or &#8220;mondaybear.com&#8221; tattooed on their person gets 50 cents.  Either that, or they get to give me 50 cents.  Or both.  But that wouldn&#8217;t really do much, except get you a tattoo.
Oh, and you have to pay for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You sound like a bullfrog on a Sunday afternoon in July.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/259</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/259#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I can&#8217;t freaking believe this shit.  I&#8217;m missing Dr. Phil because I can&#8217;t work the damn damn television.
Edit:  Matt helped me figure it out.  Too bad I missed the good half of it.  Anyway, tomorrow is anorexics.  Should bring back funtime memories.  Mammories.  Should make me feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mams, Cont.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/250</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/250#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkward Scenarios]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I just googled mondaybear, and this is what I found:
One of those stupid myspace glitter graphics comments things.
But at least now people can spread the good word, right?
Is it sacrelig that I called mondaybear.com &#8220;the good word?&#8221;

&#8220;Eat shit.  20 billion flies can&#8217;t be wrong.&#8221;
- My English teacher (who happens to be German), Dr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, Lia, our thighs are -supposed- to touch.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/240</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/240#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just woke up from this dream where there were several kitties asleep in a box.  They were all about 5 inches long, and I was the same size, sleeping with them.
So when the Chili Peppers came to Nashville, I got to go.  I also got to go backstage.
Man, anytime I&#8217;m going [...]]]></description>
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