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		<title>A Letter To Zephyr</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/313</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my dear friend Zephyr is usually a counselor at Girl Scout Camp right about this time of year, but decided to take this summer off to explore herself.Â  To join the Peace Corps. To write a cookbook.Â  Catch up on school and take a few classes at MTSU.Â  To avoid cleaning my house, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bonnaroo Blog Parts One Through One,</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/310</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[or Hey, Are You Going to Wizzie Man?
or Hey.Â  Give Me Some Fucking Weed.
or Hey.Â  Give Me Some Fucking Crepes.

So, Bonnaroo was last weekend.Â  Nobody died this year.Â  Only 71 people were arrested, although everyone there should have been.Â  Headlining were Metallica, Pearl Jam, Kanye West, and MIA.Â  We didn&#8217;t see any of them.
Thursday morning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I sure hope Joel remembers my name.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/304</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â So the other day, Al Gore, Jim Wales, and John Seigenthaler came to my school to talk about the First Amendment and the Internet.Â  John talked about Wikipedia, Jim talked about Wikipedia, and then there was a 45 minute lunch break before Al Gore talked.Â  Not wanting to lose my seat, I sat and waited.Â  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>____ is the new ____.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/303</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, tonight, I&#8217;m a cash loan payday tiladvance cash loan loan paydaycash advance no fax required,advance cash fax no,savings account cash advance no faxcash advance new yorkcash until payday loanfast cash payday loan,payday us fast cash loanadvance cash faxless loan,no fax faxless cash advance payday loan,faxless cash advanceace cash advancecash advance loancash advance servicelawsuit cash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You sound like a bullfrog on a Sunday afternoon in July.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/259</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I can&#8217;t freaking believe this shit.  I&#8217;m missing Dr. Phil because I can&#8217;t work the damn damn television.
Edit:  Matt helped me figure it out.  Too bad I missed the good half of it.  Anyway, tomorrow is anorexics.  Should bring back funtime memories.  Mammories.  Should make me feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It doesn&#8217;t taste like apples.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/251</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 22:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ So I think the crazy sandwich lady at McCallie is mad at me.  She ususally tells me how much she likes my dresses and says how her parents wouldn&#8217;t let her be a hippie and how she calls her old dear mother every day and how I eat a wrap with lettuce, cheese, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Recollections on sleeves, Aunt Jemima, and Midriff-baring tank tops</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/253</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So earlier today, I sat down to eat lunch, and I looked down to notice that my long sleeves were pulled up to my elbows.  I started freaking out, thinking, &#8220;What in the world?  How did they get up here?&#8221;  I was very confused, because I did not recall pulling my sleeves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tupac would have lived if he had more Shakurity.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/232</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So really, I can&#8217;t take the credit for that.  It was all Mark Hall.  He also came up with this one:
Biggie Smallz would have lived if he had more Security.  Get it?  Like if he had more people around him, he might not have gotten shot?
Remember when Matt used to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Must Be Italian.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/230</link>
		<comments>http://mondaybear.com/archives/230#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 16:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just realized that I could never have a pager.  You know why?  Because I never call people back.  If you&#8217;ve ever called me, I&#8217;ve probably not called you back.  Don&#8217;t take it personally; I just tend not to call people back, just like some people tend to bite their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lock the Catbox</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/228</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m really bummed (get it?) about Taco Bell.  I&#8217;m just ready for this whole fiasco to be over with, because I miss Encharitos.  I&#8217;m so lost now, because that&#8217;s how I connected with friends in the olden days; I have so many memories with Alley Jo and Dan at Taco Bell.
Let&#8217;s reminisce about them, [...]]]></description>
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