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		<title>Pamela for Grilling</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/312</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I noticed that my previous blog, the Bonnaroo Blog, received a lot of negative feedback.Â  If any of you old school Monday Bears recall the Great Obesity Fiasco, as it will hereon out be formally named, I am obligated to make fun of any gramatical or logical mistakes in aforementioned Bag of Dicks posts.Â  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>But if you&#8217;re here&#8230; then that means&#8230; Oh boy&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/306</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 06:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Alley Jo learned, and ultimately overused, a new phrase:Â  Bag of dicks.Â  For about two weeks, everything was a bag of dicks.
&#8220;That guido is a bag of dicks.&#8221;Â  &#8220;Your room mate is a bag of dicks.&#8221;Â  &#8220;This bar is a bag of dicks.&#8221;Â  &#8220;That lipstick costs $10?Â  That&#8217;s a bag of dicks.&#8221;
As cool of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ghostride da Whip!&#8230; yeah.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/226</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I have this friend&#8230; Let&#8217;s call her Hairy.  Hairy just did it (and I don&#8217;t mean poop) for the first time a bit over a month ago.  Welp, the other day, she just called me to tell me that something went horribly awry.  You know what I&#8217;m talking about.  She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let me show you my Pokeymans</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/173</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had this dream a long time ago, probably the day after I last blogged.  I&#8217;ve had many a lesbonic dream in my day, but this one wasn&#8217;t even sexual.  This woman asked me to marry her.  She wasn&#8217;t an ugly dyke or anything, but just very lesbonic.  Kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want To Be The Fust Baby In Space&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/167</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we all assume things to make us feel better, whether you like to admit it or not.
Example:  You go to a public rest room, sit on the potty, stand up, and find a pubic hair on the seat.  Of course, you assume it was yours, seeing as you didn&#8217;t see it before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Look at this big ass fo&#8217;head my baby got!</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/147</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 23:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m  babysitting right now.  Four of them.  My usual three, plus a 5 year old smartass.  I finally got them to lie down.  I put on Harry Potter and put two of them in time out.  It&#8217;s been a really rough day for all of us, obviously.
I hate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blog your heart out.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/144</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I must admit, when I come to mondaybear.com and click on Site Admin, I get quite a rush.  A power rush.  Like the kind of power rush I get when I tell small children to go into the kitchen and make me a sammidge.
So I had the craziest dream about Monday Bear. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F &#8216;n B.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/126</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I babysat Micah today while Tiffany was out having dinner with my mom.  Check this out&#8211; it&#8217;s a Chinese place, but it serves sushi!  Whoa mama.
Anywho, I watched Micah.  We had some crackers and milk (yum), and she began to ask about Trixie the dachshund.
Micah:  I like doggies.  Let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All the vag, all the time.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/100</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we know I don&#8217;t ever like to bitch, but I have a serious problem with girls who work at Sonic.  (No offense, Holly or Matt&#8217;s cute friend Naomi.)  They are conniving, tricky bitches.  Let me explain.  This has all happened to us at at least one point in our lives:
You and a friend order [...]]]></description>
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		<title>what a mighteh mighteh good man.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/79</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 00:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I haven&#8217;t gotten much sleep in the past few days.  This should make for a nice delusional blogging experience.
howdah n A seat or covered pavilion on the back of an elephant or camel.
I&#8217;ve got to get me one of those.
So I just realized this; dachshunds are funny.  I guess I&#8217;m just used [...]]]></description>
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