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		<title>Those are totally bison!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the other day, I was thinking about what a wonderful job Kara did on my toenails.  Although it was the most terribly painful thing I&#8217;ve ever endured, I&#8217;m glad I let her give me a pedicure.  So as I was getting my clothes ready to take to the dry cleaners that same day, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boys and Giggles and Myspacedotcom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, since I was unable to blog for the entire past semester (nursing school is hard), I forgot to mention one of my favourite experiences of 2008.  Before I tell the story, I must say that yes, I really am that self-absorbed.  I do not deny it.
So if you have known me for at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I sure hope Joel remembers my name.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/304</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ So the other day, Al Gore, Jim Wales, and John Seigenthaler came to my school to talk about the First Amendment and the Internet.  John talked about Wikipedia, Jim talked about Wikipedia, and then there was a 45 minute lunch break before Al Gore talked.  Not wanting to lose my seat, I sat and waited.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>____ is the new ____.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/303</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t even know these people.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/302</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve got this idea:  They should have ride-on vacuum cleaners.  Like the lawn mowers, you know.  I wonder why they don&#8217;t.  It would make cleaning much more exciting, making my house much more clean.
 I can&#8217;t sleep.  I was really tired when I went to bed, but then I started thinking about wedding flowers, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m the freakin&#8217; bride.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/301</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my New Years resolution is to keep track of mine and Matthew&#8217;s money (ours?), because I don&#8217;t right now.  And if someone were to steal my identity, I wouldn&#8217;t even realize it.
Because I&#8217;m that loaded.

So I&#8217;ve decided to make a lizt of things I will say type now, and will never say type [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Move Like a Boomerang.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/297</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 00:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yesterday morning, Matthew wakes me up to tell me he&#8217;s going to class.  I didn&#8217;t bother to open my eyes and look at him until he had reached the bedroom door, where I spoke my first words of the morning, &#8220;You&#8217;re not wearing any pants.&#8221;  Then, as my eyes focused, I realized [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/296</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here I am, typing muh blog, eating m&#38;ms from this weekend&#8217;s wedding.  They read &#8220;Allison and Jody&#8221; and &#8220;10/7/07&#8243;.  They are the best damn m&#38;ms I&#8217;ve ever had.
At any rate, I&#8217;m typing this on a Mac at school, because I had to check my myspace, and I thought the hipness of a Mac would counteract [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chex on the Beach.</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/287</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 00:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I cannot &#8220;access&#8221; (steal) interweb from my apartment using my computer, so I have to take it to school, so I can &#8220;access&#8221; their WiFi.  First off, I want to leave the house, but here&#8217;s what I find to put on my feet:

1 black flip flop
1 pink flip flop
1 brown flip flop
2 very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tons o&#8217; Fun</title>
		<link>http://mondaybear.com/archives/283</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ So you know they don&#8217;t sell Vegemite in the United States.  This might explain why we have an obesity problem (see below).  Anyhow, this stuff is pretty gross.  I had some in the 2nd grade, and I remember it quite well.  So I&#8217;ve got this idea:  Vagemite.
 Vagemite is [...]]]></description>
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