So, since I was unable to blog for the entire past semester (nursing school is hard), I forgot to mention one of my favourite experiences of 2008. Before I tell the story, I must say that yes, I really am that self-absorbed. I do not deny it. (more…)
So the other day, Al Gore, Jim Wales, and John Seigenthaler came to my school to talk about the First Amendment and the Internet. John talked about Wikipedia, Jim talked about Wikipedia, and then there was a 45 minute lunch break before Al Gore talked. Not wanting to lose my seat, I sat and waited. Thirty minutes later, I realized I had to pee, so I left the auditorium to go to the bathroom. When I come out, there’s Al Gore standing in the hallway, and he said to me:
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So I’ve got this idea: They should have ride-on vacuum cleaners. Like the lawn mowers, you know. I wonder why they don’t. It would make cleaning much more exciting, making my house much more clean.
So my New Years resolution is to keep track of mine and Matthew’s money (ours?), because I don’t right now. And if someone were to steal my identity, I wouldn’t even realize it.
Because I’m that loaded.
So yesterday morning, Matthew wakes me up to tell me he’s going to class. I didn’t bother to open my eyes and look at him until he had reached the bedroom door, where I spoke my first words of the morning, “You’re not wearing any pants.” Then, as my eyes focused, I realized that he was just wearing khakis.
So here I am, typing muh blog, eating m&ms from this weekend’s wedding. They read “Allison and Jody” and “10/7/07″. They are the best damn m&ms I’ve ever had.
At any rate, I’m typing this on a Mac at school, because I had to check my myspace, and I thought the hipness of a Mac would counteract the lameness of the ’space.
So I cannot “access” (steal) interweb from my apartment using my computer, so I have to take it to school, so I can “access” their WiFi. First off, I want to leave the house, but here’s what I find to put on my feet:
So the other night, Matt’s friend Justin snorted Vodka up his nose. He didn’t mean to, but it was kind of like the milk-coming-out-of-your-nose thing… except for grownups.
Anywho, apparently it hurt really bad, because all he could say was “buttfuck.”