So, the other day, I was thinking about what a wonderful job Kara did on my toenails. Although it was the most terribly painful thing I’ve ever endured, I’m glad I let her give me a pedicure. So as I was getting my clothes ready to take to the dry cleaners that same day, I thought aloud, “What would we do without Chinese people?” (more…)
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Those are totally bison!
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009Boys and Giggles and Myspacedotcom
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009So, since I was unable to blog for the entire past semester (nursing school is hard), I forgot to mention one of my favourite experiences of 2008. Before I tell the story, I must say that yes, I really am that self-absorbed. I do not deny it. (more…)
I sure hope Joel remembers my name.
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008So the other day, Al Gore, Jim Wales, and John Seigenthaler came to my school to talk about the First Amendment and the Internet. John talked about Wikipedia, Jim talked about Wikipedia, and then there was a 45 minute lunch break before Al Gore talked. Not wanting to lose my seat, I sat and waited. Thirty minutes later, I realized I had to pee, so I left the auditorium to go to the bathroom. When I come out, there’s Al Gore standing in the hallway, and he said to me:
____ is the new ____.
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I don’t even know these people.
Sunday, February 24th, 2008So I’ve got this idea: They should have ride-on vacuum cleaners. Like the lawn mowers, you know. I wonder why they don’t. It would make cleaning much more exciting, making my house much more clean.
I’m the freakin’ bride.
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008So my New Years resolution is to keep track of mine and Matthew’s money (ours?), because I don’t right now. And if someone were to steal my identity, I wouldn’t even realize it.
Because I’m that loaded.
I Move Like a Boomerang.
Thursday, October 25th, 2007So yesterday morning, Matthew wakes me up to tell me he’s going to class. I didn’t bother to open my eyes and look at him until he had reached the bedroom door, where I spoke my first words of the morning, “You’re not wearing any pants.” Then, as my eyes focused, I realized that he was just wearing khakis.
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride.
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007So here I am, typing muh blog, eating m&ms from this weekend’s wedding. They read “Allison and Jody” and “10/7/07″. They are the best damn m&ms I’ve ever had.
At any rate, I’m typing this on a Mac at school, because I had to check my myspace, and I thought the hipness of a Mac would counteract the lameness of the ’space.
Chex on the Beach.
Friday, August 3rd, 2007So I cannot “access” (steal) interweb from my apartment using my computer, so I have to take it to school, so I can “access” their WiFi. First off, I want to leave the house, but here’s what I find to put on my feet:
- 1 black flip flop
- 1 pink flip flop
- 1 brown flip flop
- 2 very stinky, tacky, yellow flip flops left over from my freshman year of high school.