Anti- Vegan

I lost the Cutest Vegetarian Alive contest.  Peta is something derrogitory that rhymes with Peta.

Miss Lizzie says:

oh yeah, fuck. im out of Worlds Cutest Vegetarian

And that chip is all you got says:

why?

Miss Lizzie says:

because the other girls are cuter than me

Miss Lizzie says:

well, all but one of them

Miss Lizzie says:

one kind of looks like a horse

And that chip is all you got says:

but your far cooler than all of them so whats it matter

Miss Lizzie says:

and i bet im the only one who shaves my legs

And that chip is all you got says:

no words

Miss Lizzie says:

im going to eat a whole cow now.

And that chip is all you got says:

yeah just kill all the cows…

And that chip is all you got says:

kill them all

And that chip is all you got says:

kill a cow

And that chip is all you got says:

that should be a casaulties song

And that chip is all you got says:

rahrharhar kill the cows arhharhra kill the cows… kill everyone

Miss Lizzie says:

assholes.

Miss Lizzie says:

fucking tree hugging hippies

Miss Lizzie says:

ahaha i cant believe i said that

And that chip is all you got says:

yeah to late ive copy and pasted that and its going on my AIM profile at least

Miss Lizzie says:

haha

Miss Lizzie says:

im going to buy a leather jacket

Miss Lizzie says:

leather pants

Miss Lizzie says:

leather socks

Miss Lizzie says:

a leather car

And that chip is all you got says:

a leather car

Miss Lizzie says:

yeah.

Miss Lizzie says:

ill make one.

Miss Lizzie says:

with tools fashioned from cow bones

And that chip is all you got says:

sweet

And that chip is all you got says:

you facist cow eater

Miss Lizzie says:

i am.

Miss Lizzie says:

i hate cows

Miss Lizzie says:

with their fucking… udders

And that chip is all you got says:

so i can buy a leather jacket and not have you beat the shit outta me right?

Miss Lizzie says:

buy 12

And that chip is all you got says:

i cant afford 12

Miss Lizzie says:

steal a cow and sell it to the meat market

Miss Lizzie says:

or kill one and make your own

And that chip is all you got says:

genocide DIY

Miss Lizzie says:

kill it by hitting it with a dead cow

Miss Lizzie says:

that you killed in the same manner

Miss Lizzie says:

it will be one big anti-peta downward spiral

And that chip is all you got says:

where do i ge tthe first dead cow

Miss Lizzie says:

kill it with your bare hands

Miss Lizzie says:

or teeth.

And that chip is all you got says:

okay

Miss Lizzie says:

i just brushed my teeth

Miss Lizzie says:

i wish i had some cow paste

And that chip is all you got says:

lmao

And that chip is all you got says:

cow paste

And that chip is all you got says:

we should mass market that to americans

And that chip is all you got says:

we could be rich

Miss Lizzie says:

mhm

Miss Lizzie says:

but we would really just use the organs that nobody wants

Miss Lizzie says:

and sell the edible parts

And that chip is all you got says:

of course

Miss Lizzie says:

im blogging this

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So if you really liked me, you would go spit on peta.  Don’t forget your fur.

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