Anti- Vegan
I lost the Cutest Vegetarian Alive contest. Peta is something derrogitory that rhymes with Peta.
Miss Lizzie says:
oh yeah, fuck. im out of Worlds Cutest Vegetarian
And that chip is all you got says:
why?
Miss Lizzie says:
because the other girls are cuter than me
Miss Lizzie says:
well, all but one of them
Miss Lizzie says:
one kind of looks like a horse
And that chip is all you got says:
but your far cooler than all of them so whats it matter
Miss Lizzie says:
and i bet im the only one who shaves my legs
And that chip is all you got says:
no words
Miss Lizzie says:
im going to eat a whole cow now.
And that chip is all you got says:
yeah just kill all the cows…
And that chip is all you got says:
kill them all
And that chip is all you got says:
kill a cow
And that chip is all you got says:
that should be a casaulties song
And that chip is all you got says:
rahrharhar kill the cows arhharhra kill the cows… kill everyone
Miss Lizzie says:
assholes.
Miss Lizzie says:
fucking tree hugging hippies
Miss Lizzie says:
ahaha i cant believe i said that
And that chip is all you got says:
yeah to late ive copy and pasted that and its going on my AIM profile at least
Miss Lizzie says:
haha
Miss Lizzie says:
im going to buy a leather jacket
Miss Lizzie says:
leather pants
Miss Lizzie says:
leather socks
Miss Lizzie says:
a leather car
And that chip is all you got says:
a leather car
Miss Lizzie says:
yeah.
Miss Lizzie says:
ill make one.
Miss Lizzie says:
with tools fashioned from cow bones
And that chip is all you got says:
sweet
And that chip is all you got says:
you facist cow eater
Miss Lizzie says:
i am.
Miss Lizzie says:
i hate cows
Miss Lizzie says:
with their fucking… udders
And that chip is all you got says:
so i can buy a leather jacket and not have you beat the shit outta me right?
Miss Lizzie says:
buy 12
And that chip is all you got says:
i cant afford 12
Miss Lizzie says:
steal a cow and sell it to the meat market
Miss Lizzie says:
or kill one and make your own
And that chip is all you got says:
genocide DIY
Miss Lizzie says:
kill it by hitting it with a dead cow
Miss Lizzie says:
that you killed in the same manner
Miss Lizzie says:
it will be one big anti-peta downward spiral
And that chip is all you got says:
where do i ge tthe first dead cow
Miss Lizzie says:
kill it with your bare hands
Miss Lizzie says:
or teeth.
And that chip is all you got says:
okay
Miss Lizzie says:
i just brushed my teeth
Miss Lizzie says:
i wish i had some cow paste
And that chip is all you got says:
lmao
And that chip is all you got says:
cow paste
And that chip is all you got says:
we should mass market that to americans
And that chip is all you got says:
we could be rich
Miss Lizzie says:
mhm
Miss Lizzie says:
but we would really just use the organs that nobody wants
Miss Lizzie says:
and sell the edible parts
And that chip is all you got says:
of course
Miss Lizzie says:
im blogging this
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So if you really liked me, you would go spit on peta. Don’t forget your fur.
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