Okay, the funniest thing happened to me today.� I opened my Myspace inbox, and I find a message titled “suprise!”� Someone likes me enough that she made a whole annonymous myspace account just to send me a message from it so I wouldn’t know who she was.� I feel so honoured.� When I read it, I died laughing.� So will you.� Here it is:
LIZ’S NEW RULES: you should stay away from the paducah and metropolis area for a while miss baby prostitute america…. there are a lot of people around there hoping to catch you alone if you know what im saying…. this is no friendly warning… i’m one of those people. this isn’t a joke or a prank… i’m telling you this because i’ve met you a couple of times and i know how stupid, nieve, and slutty you are. you’re going to get your face cracked the fuck open with the way you act or raped one. oh, and have some respect for men with wifes and girlfriends….
your music sucks… you really should quit the whole metal thing. you must not know what a big joke you really are. the guys only pretend to like you cause they wanna fuck you whore.
LEARN IT… LOVE IT…. LIVE IT BITCH.
Hhahha, That’s me, alright.� Miss Baby Prostitute America.� I love it.� Of course, I wrote her back:
Dear You,
1. I have no idea who you are. Chances are, you don’t know me very well.
2. I admit I may be naive, but I am not slutty, and I sure as hell am not stupid.
3. You spelled naive wrong.
4. You spelled wives wrong.
5. I’ve never slept with, or even touched, for that matter, anyone’s husband or boyfriend.
6. In case you weren’t aware, I quit Shades of Reality almost a year ago. I am aware we sucked. I apologize for killing a few of your brain cells with the noise pollution.
I really don’t know who you are, or why you would want to start something when I haven’t been to Paducah in 3 months. I’m sorry you’re unhappy with me for whatever reason. I hope you have a great day.
Sincerely,
Liz
I think I handled it quite nicely.� But geez, seriously… are we still in middle school?� You all know I’m a pacifist, but my goodness.� Just… my goodness.
But who could it be?� I know two bitter wives whose husbands may have said something about me and made them jealous, but I’m not sure if they are silly enough to write me an annonymous email.� Plus, her profile said that she was Single.� I haven’t heard of either of them getting a divorce.
But it was probably just Davo messing with me.�
Who knows.� I thought it was funny.