Comments on: I’m the freakin’ bride.

By: alan

alan — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:46:57 +0000

i found your blog it rocks.

By: mary

mary — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:31:30 +0000

i thought you forgot about me. you stopped coming by so i didn’t want to bother you..

By: Greg Earnest

Greg Earnest — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:54:20 +0000

Congratulations! You’re so lucky to have a guy who will program a video game to propose (now I wish I had thought of it).

Here’s a few toasts:

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” Rodney Dangerfield

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.” Milton Bearle

and here’s mine:

“To the groom, early in the marriage you HAVE to let her know who’s boss. So, look her straight in the eyes and say, “You’re the boss.”

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:32:01 +0000

Congrats Liz!

Sucks that I learned about this via your blog =/
(mainly my fault due to constantly falling of the face of the earth, and being a general fucktard)

Don’t talk to you guys much these days, I hope I get invited on the big day at least =P

Good luck. I’m happy to see things in Matt’s life going so well. He was lucky as hell the day he met you, and would be a dumbass not to ask you.

And the video thing, was great. Completely in Matt style.

In one year you’ve had Matt move out of his mom’s and man up and ask you to marry him. I’m impressed.

By: Davo

Davo — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:59:30 +0000

Hey, I had a dream about you last night, in which you were pregnant.
I could tell you more, but you would have to ask. Because like you and this Lauren, I have a friend, too, that has quit talking to me. Cough.

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By: Lauren

Lauren — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:51:36 +0000

I don’t have a toast for you… but I do have a friend who won’t talk to me either. I’ve stopped leaving messages. I secretly hope she hasn’t called me because she IS injured.

Anyway, I’m gonna bookmark your blog, it’s great.

Oh and I almost forgot. Congrats on the engagement. That must be one of the coolest ways for a man to propose by the way.

<3 Lauren

By: Davo

Davo — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:55:18 +0000

Here’s my toast:

-twinks his glass-

“I have AIDs.”

-resumes drinking champagne and takes his seat-

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By: Lia

Lia — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:01:21 +0000

OH. MY. GOD.
congratulations.

and,

that is pretty much the most amazing proposal story i have ever heard.

By: Colon. YOUR Colon.

Colon. YOUR Colon. — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:18:14 +0000

-it’s not really your colon. Actually, it’s Colleen.

…I am going to write THE GREATEST wedding toast ever EVEN THOUGH I am invited nonetheless.

Why does Matthew poop himself so much?