So I cannot “access” (steal) interweb from my apartment using my computer, so I have to take it to school, so I can “access” their WiFi. First off, I want to leave the house, but here’s what I find to put on my feet:
- 1 black flip flop
- 1 pink flip flop
- 1 brown flip flop
- 2 very stinky, tacky, yellow flip flops left over from my freshman year of high school.
Regretfully, I put on the grown-up choice of the more odor-absorbing pair, and head to the library, only to find that it is closed, and has been since 4:30PM. Seriously, who closes their library at 4:30 PM?
Middle Tennessee State University does, that’s who.
Luckily, I had my trusty liztop, and we have out door electrical outlets in the quad. So here I sit in the middle of the quad, by myself, in the balmy summer air with bad gas and horrible foot odor.
Not sure why I have the gas. I’ve had it for the past few days.
Maybe that’s why they didn’t let me inside the library.
So since Matthew and I have taken the next step and gotten our own apartment, I realize it won’t be long since we’ll be getting married and squeezing out puppies. In respect of that (and also my birthday coming up on SUNDAY, AUGUST FIFTH), I compiled another Lizt:
Things to do before I have children:
- See all the little shops and things in Gatlinburg, including Ripley’s and Dixie Stampede. And Dollywood, while we’re at it.
- See
St. Augustine . - Go to
Key West and do whatever people do there. Maybe spend a couple days. - Go to
New Orleans . (May not be able to accomplish as city may not be recovered before children arrive). - Go to the aquarium.
- Spend the day at some amusement park like Six Flags.
- Go to a party. A real one. And have fun.
- Go camping, possibly with dad.
- Go to the
Everglades . - Go to some science museum?
- Paint a real picture.
- Get all of my photos organized/ printed off at Walgreens so that my children will know how pretty I used to be.
- Have sex on the beach. (As cute as vintage one-piece bathing suit is, it is vital that I do not wear this, as it makes copulation most impossible).
- See a bright city at night.
- Go to a bar. And meet people. And have fun. And drink. Maybe a few bars in one night.
- Take some more dance classes.
- Write a really cool song and sing it. And record it.
- Make Matt fall in love with me again.
- Learn how to cook cool things.
- Get a massage. A real one, from a spa. With candles and oils.
- Get my issues sorted out.
- See Sigur Ros in concert. With Matthew.
- See The Blow in concert again. It will be much more fun the second time around.
- See the Beastie Boys in concert. (Must see them before I bear children, as they will be senior citizens soon).
- Be naked somewhere public-ish.
Get some hermit crabs(check.)- Do a lot of drugs.
So in conclusion, I had the whole day to myself. I spent it cleaning the house. To The Breakfast Club soundtrack.
Big surprise, Liz.
Dixie Stampede is cool.
New Orleans is cool even not recovered. I went (traveling from Houston, TX at midnight) last Summer, arriving around 5:30 AM and thus pursuing a small cafe’ and having a most delightful time. You should regardless of the smell.
Oh and Happy Birthday.
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That sure is a lot of things to do, but they sound like fun. Especially traveling to New Orleans or where ever.
HAY betch! I called and you did not answer, jerk. I was going to text you but then quickly remembered that you did not respond back, and I wanted to hear your lovely voice because I miss it. <3. I wish I had known you were living in the boro we could have [still can] hung out. OK I am off got to take movies back to Hastings. Hope you have a great birthday! Chao.
I like your list! I’ve done a few of those things, and those that I haven’t seem like good choices.
You want to do a lot of drugs (lol) I hope you were joking! hehe. I want to do some of the things on your list like get a real massage (ooh that would be niceee) and go to party and have fun (Parties really aren’t my thing) and drink and have fun (I drink but I never really have that much fun because I have to sober up early and drive everyone home). Happy Belated Birthday!! I hope that you do everything you wanted to do on your list or at least get some of them done!
Happy be-lated birthay
LOL @ the gas.
Happy b-day!
I love that kind of lists! Sounds like some good stuff you want to do. Are you serious about the “do a lot of drugs” part? Drugs aren’t all that.
Happy belated birthday!
My library closes at 4:00 Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. D:
They close at 9:00 Tuesday and Thursday
hey thurr sexxi ldy. wanna cybr? LAWL.
so happy b-birthday, and congratualtions on making me the happiest person in the world by sending me a letter via snail mail. i loved it.
i also would love more nakie pix… lepiratelia@yahoo.com
HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT BIRTHDAY AND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS FULL OF HAPPINESS AND TORTILLAS.
<3the beaner
Happy belated birthday! I have gas after I eat chicken wings.
That’s quite a list, but please skip the “do a lot of drugs” part…I’m sorry I’m like this big anti drug person, pot is one thing but all the rest of it is just to extreme.
Happy belated birthday!
Wow, you make me want to make a list of things to do before I get married/have children. xD
I don’t think I’d survive without constant internet at home!
I couldn’t do it without internet. I think that I would go insane. Thank God for wireless though. If I didn’t have internet at all.. I would die lol.
I like how you have a lot of lists.. Lists are good for organization. I need to do lists lol.
omg! i used to do the same thing, take a ‘Piggy Back Ride’ lol God can we survive without internet these days? I dont think so
its a..breath of life almost