So Terrance trimmed and thinned my hair the other day. I saved all the remnants from the thinning and formed them into a huge ball. I did this for the birds, you know. They like using our hair to make nests. Especially pretty orange hair. Anywho, this is the ball:
Oh yeah. I took several pictures, but I couldn’t tell which one was the funniest. So here’s all of them:
I like these pictures because I get more and more surprised with each snap of the camera. And yes, that is my real hairball. Or as I like to say, “fyrrball.”
I just got an idea. I should have said, “Hey, I trimmed my pubes, and this is what I got.” But I didn’t want to lie. Isn’t that nice? But still, it would have been a funny trick to play on you guys. You would have been the laughingstock of me.
Colleen discovered that in most drunken pictures of me, I’m making what she coined, “The Drunken Possum Face.” Observe:
You all are free to add more drunken possum pictures, if you like.
So in conclusion, here are some things that Dr. Phil says that have made me very happy:
- “I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck.”
- “People get dead from blackout rage.”
- “Ass.”
possum HAHAHAH
actually, i was laughing at the thought of dr. phil saying “ass”, but that sounds lame and immature. but possum is a funny word, and you look cute in those drunken pictures.
“Cute as a speckled pup.”