Monday Bear

So the other night, Matt’s friend Justin snorted Vodka up his nose. He didn’t mean to, but it was kind of like the milk-coming-out-of-your-nose thing… except for grownups.

Anywho, apparently it hurt really bad, because all he could say was “buttfuck.”

Popular demand has forced me to make a photobloglizt of people who I find attractive. This is very very difficult for me to do, since I do have the most attractive boyfriend in the world at my feets.

People I Find Attractive

My very own beardo weirdo, Matthew.

Rivers. But he’s married.

 

The guy who played Todd in Wedding Crashers.

Brian Bell

Mo Rocca.

Dr. MacDreamy

Lia Catania, My Beaner.

Yours truly, in a public restroom.

See, if you’ll notice, most of these people (besides myself or Lia) resemble Matthew in one way or another.

That’s what love does to you.

I wish I had one of those little flashy heart icons that some girls have in their blogs. I’d put it there.

Also, here’s a prime example of mondaybear.com humor, via Mark and Ian:

“So Ian Davis works as a cashier in the Garden Center at Wal-Mart now. We sell potting soil, fertile soil for a flower bed, etc. Obviously, since this is Wal-Mart we’re speaking of, this stuff is cheap. Well, a few days ago, a guy came to Ian’s register with some of it, and said something to the effect of, ‘Man, I can’t find this anywhere else for this price. This stuff is cheap!’

“It was like Ian had an epiphany. He smirked and said, ‘Yeah… Almost, -dirt- cheap.’

“The man didn’t think it was funny… but boy, I did. Thought you’d like to hear about it.”

-Mark

: )

So in conclusion, I found something else to put on my lizt of bad things about my work or things that gross me out. It will work for either/ both lizts : Shoulder pads. ’nuff said.

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