“EAT IT, YOU SILLY HAMSTER!; EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!”
- Robby, Tony Little’s little brother.
So after he said that, I came very close to pissing all over myself for the second time tonight. (my mum had a funny dream, what can I say) I ran to the bathroom, and when I came back, the hamster in turn pissed on me. Hairy little big assed bastard.
This kid is so funny. He says things that he has no idea are hilarious, or he thinks are hilarious for another reason. I did something weird, and he hit his head on the wall. Tony laughed and was like, “Liz, you’re making him hit his head on the wall.” And he started hitting his head repeatedly. Kids do that alot… you know, when adults think something’s funny, they do it repeatedly, even if they don’t think it’s funny, or don’t understand why it’s funny, but then they do it so much that it’s no longer funny, but annoying.
He had all these magic tricks, and it seriously took me about 5 times to figure out how he was making that wand float… I’m an idiot : )
So we went deer humping tonight… me and Mark and Tony. Tony’s friend Brittny went with us for a little bit, but she got on my nerves a little. She’s the type who thinks it makes her cool that she gets drunk, etc.
Anywho, since I first humped deer my freshman year, people started either staking them into the ground or just not putting them out. So the only deer we could really get to were the ones at Aloha Pools and Spas, and most of those were staked into the ground.
When we left Tony’s for Aloha, we let his 13 year old brother Alex come with us. It didn’t hurt anything, and I’m sure it meant alot to him. I mean, when I was younger, I loved hanging out with my brother and his cool friends.
I hear that watch ticking and it’s pissing me off.
Erick has a girlfriend.
Ben is leaving on the 28th… I’ll miss him, and I know Jade will be really upset, but I miss having her all to myself, you know? Is that bad?
Wow, I’m wearing the same camisole that I’m wearing in that picture.
Speaking of pictures, Rob got me a digital camera. Isn’t that nice of him? I thought that was very cool.
Davo Davo Davo Davo Davo Davo Davo. Davo p0wns. Once Davo and Walter came to my house and stayed looking at ytmnd’s until 2AM… on a school night. Crazy kids : ) So there, Davo. I blogged about you. Happy now? Bitch? Oh yeah, that was the last straw with the ex boyfriend… he got all pissy when Davo came over, and DAVO DIDN’T ASK HIS PERMISSION. Wtf, mate?
I really need a tortilla right now. Someone come to my house and give me a tortilla. Better yet, mail me one. Seriously.
721 High St.
Union City, TN 38261
I wonder how many moldy tortilla-grams I’ll get in the mail.
So last night, I had the strangest dream. I won the Miss USA pageant. I couldn’t find an evening gown that I liked, so I went out in my camoflague skirt and my boots… and got best dressed. Then there was a costume section, and everyone else was wearing slutty type or really pretty costumes… I was a giant lobster. There was a hood that came over my head that had the eyeballs sticking out of it, and everything. For the bathingsuit part, I wore pasties, and the judges thought that it was really cool that even though I’m kind of fluffy and really pale, I’m still confident enough to wear pasties. For the talent part, I played and sang NoFX’s “Whoops I OD-ed”, and at the end, I did the robot… in a tutu. I don’t remember what the question was, but I forgot the name of the pageant, and they thought that was really cute. I tried to figure out what the hell this dream could mean, but MAV says it means that even though I’m not the Beauty Queen Girl Next Door type, people still like me. I think he may be right : )
However, Ashley and mum have talked me into being in my school’s I’m-Prettier-Than-You contest… my mum is really excited, because she thinks I have a chance, because I’m “pretty and poised,” but Ashley and I are doing it, because A.) It’s kind of funny, and B.) we get junk at project graduation for doing it. Yes, yes, I’m going to project graduation… it’ll keep me off the streets… of Union City…
I got cool stuff for Xmas: chocolate, sockies because my feets get cold, Buzzcocks 7 in, and (dun dun dun) A WEEZER DVD!!!
Three hours of nonstop weezer madness! WEEZER WEEZER WEEZER WEEZER WEEZER! *does the cabbage patch*
We watched it the other night, and wow. So cool. I love it.
Mark’s little sister Kayla got lots of makeup and she hardly wears any. I found that hilarious.