Now, I’d buy -that- for a dollar.
So as a woman, out on her own, not living with her mother, I have learned one thing and one thing alone: tampons are damn expensive.
So I’ve decided not to menstruate ever again, or at least until I become President of the northern hemisphere and make tampons free for everyone.
Everyone except boys.
As a sidenote, Oprah got drunk.
Man, guys, I’ve got serious gas from eating at the Mexican place today. I’m sitting across from Matt right now, and I keep pooting, and it’s embarrassing.
I know. I can take a shit in front of him. But I just look really cute today, and I’m trying to be cute and feminine, and I’m just embarrassed by all this pooting bidnaz.
Speaking of Mexican, you know how if you have a crush on someone, you’re supposed to google them? Welp, most of you know I have a girlcrush on Lia, so I googled her. All I found was stuff from her school’s newspaper, links to my blog talking about how we can masturbate without our hands, and Mexican stuff.
Speaking of Lia.
So I’ve got this friend… let’s call her… Liz. Welp, she’s pregnant.
So in conclusion, I wish I were a faerie so I could be naked all the time.
January 9th, 2007 at 3:40 AM
Interesting.
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January 9th, 2007 at 10:55 PM
i wonder who that is that is codenamed Liz that is pregnant. probably not the person who told her to not tell anyone, and to keep it a secret.
BETCH!!!@!
im gonna go google you now.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:07 PM
i always google my colleagues. but that is normal right?
gas is still better than the actual diarrhoea.
January 17th, 2007 at 9:30 PM
i wanted to let you know, that ever since a while ago when you posted a blog saying that you are a fast pooper, whenever i go to the bathroom i think of how fast i am. most of the time, i pee and poop at the same time, saving me lots of time. sometimes, though, i get those awful ones. you know what im talking about. but i wanted to let you know, because i’ve been thinking about it for a while and i keep forgetting to tell you.
o yeah and me and dan were talking about you (and this guy crispy) today, and how i was friends with crispy first and he’s good friends with dan now, and how you and dan were friends first, and we’re good friends. you are actually one of my 10 girl friends. congrats (p.s. you’re number 3. if i had a top 8 in real life. not like i do. or anything. yeah.)
January 19th, 2007 at 11:27 AM
I’m going out for mexican food tonight. Lovely. But my lover knows I’m a fart-machine already anyways, so I care less. Unfortuantelly, he cares less as well. My place will be one smelly apartment tonight.
Oh yeah, Tampons (I use O.B) are damn expensive. Pretty much the most expensive things which are in my bathroom…