Monday Bear

So hey, it’s been a while. Yes, I’m still writing my paper. Let me begin with a lovely poem, written by Mark:

My Undying Love For Liz

(Sonnet 69) [how clever]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in my bed
So I can boane you.

- Mark Hale

How… Mark Hale…

Here’s one by Steve (McGee, not either of the Hollys’ boyfriends):

Roses are red
And so is your head.
Bingo.
- Steve McGee

I <3 fizzicks class.

So I got to see my doctor today. I had to have a physical for this internship I’m doing. He’s a good guy, Dr.  is. Most of you know, he was my first crush. Don’t get jealous, it wasn’t a very physical physical. The most physical thing he did was look at my abdomen… my tight, firm abdomen.

Davo says I blog too much. I beg to differ.

So I’m looking in my notebook and I see a quote from myself: “I hate that fuckin’ triangle.”
What was I talking about?

Last year in Geometry, I was playing with my bangs, and Jessica Joes said, “Hey, Liz! Your hair is an isocelese triangle!” and Ian said, “Hey, Mister Par! I got a triangle on my head! I been schtudyin’… in the mirror!”

Well I guess that’s just one of those stories.

I have a glowing ass of awesomeness

So Hog, Sarah, and I were doing lunch at Mc Donald’s one day and Hog had this salad with some nasty looking dressing… it was white with green specks in it and it was dripping out of the packet, and I said, “gross hog, that looks like chlamydia.” So we were of course making fun of her, like we always do, about Brad or something, and she said, “Give me a break, I’ve got chlamydia!”

“Guess what?… Let’s go on an African Safari.”
- Holly Pery

“If I gave birth to a dog, I’d be so happy.”
- Sarah Mahonn

So I got my “unrestricted license” today. Fishing license. Just kidding. The driving kid.

Yeah, so Jade is in love: )

<3 <3 <3

Oh, and I’ve decided on MTSU for my undergrad. New York will have it’s chance for Med School.

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