Comments on: Remote Control Liz

By: SisterMaryHerpes

SisterMaryHerpes — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:32:58 +0000

yeah so.. i’d have to say that whole thing you wrote about me is definitely correct. you know i even have a picture of me that my friend took at like two in the morning while i was on my phone(as usual) and i would definitely say i looked like a mouse. wow that was like a run-on sentence. we can’t have any of those with me being an english major and all.
but i’m glad i got to witness your buttcrack one day. you were the first buttcrack i saw at mtsu. i’m so effin’ honored.

MOTHER FUCKER!

yeah i’m done.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:30:17 +0000

The bit about your vagina was a little too much information. Funny, though.

Dorms are always shitty. They all smell bad, too. It sounds like you’re having fun. Just don’t drink too much. All those calories will go to your ass, that’s how freshmen get fat.

By: amazingly neglected alley

amazingly neglected alley — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:30:55 +0000

i buttered the toast…ate it…then put it in the toaster…you have yet to hear about my british boyfriend. i am allison of allison and scott now. call me or i will kill pete…i almost ran him over the other day…he was eating a smashed frog in the middle of the road on the other side of town…almost to the cemetary. call me. seriously.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:49:12 +0000

Haha, nice conversation at the gyn. lol.. so what did you talk about intimite piercings? I was thinking of getting one but I’m scared. Two of my friends have one (in different places down there) and it looks lovely! The piercing, of course!

So you’re a freshman I’ve heard that they always gain. My USA dudes gained a whole lot.. I didn’t gain, but then again, I’m not in the States. I DID gain 20 pounds when I lived in the States for a year, it was terrible!! What’s in that food???

I got naked once, I played strip poker with an ex-lover. I didn’t mind though of course and it got him all horny so it was good. Yeah… word!