“Assets sounds alot like asses”
- Zephyr Goddinger
I love googling myself. Once I found a really horrible “fansite” about myself. Everyone should google themselves regularly.
“Liz is”
Liz is working on picking out the pear-flavoured jelly belly jellybeans
Oh my god, Liz is in my kitchen!
Liz is cute.
Liz is right to put fatties in a tight spot.
Liz is an escort, and a quite successful one at that.
Liz is beautiful when she smiles. She is also almost fifty-five years old.
Liz is pregnant
Liz is using the fiddle as her voice
Liz is also one of the most sought-after vocalists in the New York cabaret/musical scenes.
Liz is dynomite! She inspires the rest of us fiddlers to play until our fingers fall off.
Liz is also a member of the all-women vocal group Singin’ Sistahs
Liz is one of the newest additions to the Texan’s Cheerleaders.
Liz is (she reminds us again and again) fat, plain and friendless.
Liz is an extreme case of a young person’s sexual activity.
Wiz’n’Liz is certainly cutesy – very cutesy
Liz is shot by Charlene at the prison wedding.
Liz is the only human who has had flashes like the aliens get
Liz is a trainee dolphin interpreter
The medicine has kicked in and Liz is suddenly free of the shakes.
Liz is really cool and has a hat with a little plastic baby dangling from it.
Liz is a MOTHERFUCKER! SheˇŻll push your record straight to hell!
Liz is standing nearby, and she watches in horror as the priest’s blood flies
Liz is a pyrokinetic
‘Liz‘ is one of my burros, which are also called donkeys.
Liz, aka Pretty Liz, is a beautiful white and brindle almost 3-year-old female
Liz is also a mistress
Liz is such a tramp
Liz is in the trunk of this car. And she is dead.
Liz is a potty-mouthed musical goddess. Nice. ‘course, if you did have a romp with Liz, you wouldn’t care whether anyone else believed it.
Liz is over fifty, looks it, and scoots off to an Italian clinic for a little nip and tuck.
Liz is a bore, a needy, terrified bore.
Liz is doing OK after needed surgery. Her fur has now grown back.
Liz is one of many who are struggling with the concept of oral sex.
Liz is a bad driver. A really bad driver.
Liz is starting to scare me… She’s been singing (if that’s what you want to call it)some song about sunbeams.
eww, liz is becoming elton john.
Liz is downstairs making cheese sauce with the girls
Liz is not acting normal at all.
Liz is calm and, despite the puffing of flesh below her eye
Liz is tied to a table and we pour a jug of water into her mouth.
Liz is a large-boobied, full-figured gal who rests her massive jugs on the console and takes a humorous approach to sex, sexuality, sexual matters, and other sex-related, uh, stuff.
Liz is a kickass lesbian “who can out-think, out-fight, and out-drink most guys, if given the chance.”
Liz is helping me make ham sandwiches, which we stuff into a duffel bag.
Liz is working on her urge to eat ice cream for dinner every night
Liz is a fanatic, and extremist, a kook, and a traitor.
Liz is at a spa for cold-blooded animals.
Liz Is Next, sit on my cock honey.
The best thing about Liz is that her room is even more of a pigsty than mine
Now all of a sudden, Liz is putting on makeup, hanging out with the popular kids
Liz is currently milking about 90 lbs/day, stands 66ˇ± tall at the withers
Liz is just about the cutest goddamned thing on the face of this earth. She’s a
tiny, tiny thing.
Liz is short, has fiery red hair and a definite Scottish accent
Liz is Hard-of-Hearing and has always been partially blind
Liz is married to a farmer. who works a very large plot of land
Liz is a womenizer !!!?
Liz is naked again
Also known as Lizard, Liz is the loudest belcher of the bunch.
Liz is a smelly poo head and has very bad body odour
Maybe Liz is tired of being this idolized feminist rock icon that confronted sexuality from an angle that very few women ever had before. (neh, I’m not)
Liz is put up for sale in a German Reptile shop
So I hope you enjoyed that. I sure did : )
Liz is a self centered bitch.
Alley is not in this blog.