Monday Bear Disclaimer
This may come as a shock to some of you, but this is a blog, not a formal publication. Also, realize that this is written by Liz. Therefore, you should not take anything seriously. Even if I use the word “seriously”. If you take things seriously (or personally, for that matter), you will be offended. Many of my posts are exaggerated, fabricated, and perhaps even masticated. So chill out. Geez.
And yes, I really am that gross.