So, the other day, I was thinking about what a wonderful job Kara did on my toenails. Although it was the most terribly painful thing I’ve ever endured, I’m glad I let her give me a pedicure. So as I was getting my clothes ready to take to the dry cleaners that same day, I thought aloud, “What would we do without Chinese people?” Read the rest of this entry »
Those are totally bison!
July 2nd, 2009This is not about Michael Jackson.
June 28th, 2009So, I know, many people have died, and I promise, I’m not going to blog about those people, because everyone is going to die someday. I’m going to die someday. Alley Jo is going to die someday. Beyonce is going to die someday. You are going to die someday.
News Channel 4
June 25th, 2009Oh, Leiland, you silly, silly weather boy:
In memory of Maude
June 18th, 2009A recent telephone conversation betwixt Alley and myself.
Boys and Giggles and Myspacedotcom
January 7th, 2009So, since I was unable to blog for the entire past semester (nursing school is hard), I forgot to mention one of my favourite experiences of 2008. Before I tell the story, I must say that yes, I really am that self-absorbed. I do not deny it. Read the rest of this entry »
Kind of Like a Real Blog. 2008-style. -Shark Style-
December 30th, 2008So I just realized that my latest blog from approximately 2 weeks ago was marked as private. Forgive me, 12 loyal readers and countless other lurchers.
So as the year is coming to a close, I will not commemmorate all the dead people who died in 2008. I will not talk about my new year’s resolutions. I will not talk about the top ten baby names of 2008. But I will, however, talk about my least favourite things from 2008, in no particular order. Read the rest of this entry »
Babies, Scabies, and Rabies
December 13th, 2008So the semester is over, the tree is up, and my legs haven’t been shaved since September. The most wonderful time of the year, you know. I do rather enjoy Christmas, X-mas, Hanukkah, Chanukkah, Kwanza, the pregnancies of my close friends, and all the freak religion wintertime holidays out there. Read the rest of this entry »
This one’s a little short, you know how blogging affects me. In the bowel area.
August 26th, 2008So since tomorrow is the first day of classes, and kids tend to par-tay on those days, Matt and I decided to mix up a few cocktails and have a sad little par-tay of our own. Hilarity ensued. After having two drinks, eating a whole box of Lean Cuisine pizza rolls, a corn dog, and a mini pizza between the two of us, we decided it was time for bed. Our party was about 45 minutes long.
Zoo vs. Place of Worship
July 30th, 2008So although I feel as if I’ve been farting silk organza for the past six months planning this wedding (not complaining), I’ve really gotten down to it lately. I’m talking about calling/emailing vendors, and anyone who knows me personally knows how much I hate communication. After all, my -1 year anniversary is coming up (August 7), along with my birthday (August 5). To celebrate, I’ve made a Lizt of things I’d like for you to get me: Read the rest of this entry »
A Letter To Zephyr
July 3rd, 2008So my dear friend Zephyr is usually a counselor at Girl Scout Camp right about this time of year, but decided to take this summer off to explore herself. To join the Peace Corps. To write a cookbook. Catch up on school and take a few classes at MTSU. To avoid cleaning my house, and because I missed her, I wrote her a letter the other day on one of those giant pieces of papers they wrap your fragile stuff in when you buy it. In this case, it was a flower pot.
And Zephyr, please don’t read this until you get the letter, as that would defeat the purpose of the letter.
Anywho, here is the letter: